By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
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Welshite 39

She fails at logic and intelligence. No wonder you were winning all the games.

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DaBayst 15

Good thing you weren't playing Monopoly or Uno, you'd be a dead man.

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doctor__who 19

OP's username says tampon.

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Araj_Hs 19

Bro, you just don't win from your girl, without losing anything. That ain't realistically possible!

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earljonez 22

First Monopoly now trivia? No game is safe to play with your girlfriend these days

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OgBloodRaven 10

You always let them win bro. That is just rule #1. Rule #2 also states the loser get sympathy sex. Everyone wins in this rule book!

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OgBloodRaven 10

Fine i was just trying to be nice. You crush them with no sympathy then gloat arrogantly in their face that they suck. Is that what you guys want?

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nialls_girl 13

She does realize the type of cheating in a game is different than cheating on a significant other, right? Guess not...fyl, op.

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joshi42 16

YDI for choosing such a disgusting nickname. I just remembered this anecdote you took it from.

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kalbrek009 20

That's what I was thinking...everywhere I go I see (mostly) women playing it but a few men here & there as well.

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Labarynth 2

You deserved it for being with such a stupid girl

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travellingfun 18

Sometimes I wish that these FML'S were lies because some people worry me with their logic.

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isisorchid 16

Dodged a bullet, dude. Take the out and roll with it.

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