By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
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Same thing different taste

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She fails at logic and intelligence. No wonder you were winning all the games.

Good thing you weren't playing Monopoly or Uno, you'd be a dead man.

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Omg this just happened with me, my boyfriend got so upset I won him in trivia crack that he stormed out and took the zebra pillow pet he bought for me :(

Well now you don't have to deal with her clingy ass.

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You dodged a bullet there man.

Looks like she either has serious insecurities that she needs to work through, or she was just looking for an excuse to break up with you. Either way, it sounds like you're better off without her!

Most people paranoid about their partners cheating only think of it as possible, because they themselves are cheating. Not all, but most. And I said, "paranoid", not legitimately concerned.

I stopped reading after "Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again." You're a monster!

And this is why we always read the full FML, before commenting on it.

Just read the first line and got nervous lol