Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again...

By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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She'll be single for a looong time...

By keiler - 06/08/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 18:14 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 12:13 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML

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Makes sense

By lovegame - 28/06/2014 15:48 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML

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Know your worth

By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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Thanks, I guess

By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 10:08 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML

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By ponyboy - 22/01/2010 22:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML

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You deserved it 4 193

By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML

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Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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Welshite 39

Friday 13 February 2015 0:10

She fails at logic and intelligence. No wonder you were winning all the games.

DaBayst 15

Friday 13 February 2015 0:11

Good thing you weren't playing Monopoly or Uno, you'd be a dead man.

Comments

speakfreely 21

Friday 13 February 2015 18:10

Omg this just happened with me, my boyfriend got so upset I won him in trivia crack that he stormed out and took the zebra pillow pet he bought for me :(

JKPwnage 27

Friday 13 February 2015 20:01

Well now you don't have to deal with her clingy ass.

1Personation 11

Friday 13 February 2015 21:43

Once a cheater always a cheater..

bass_ftp 12

Friday 13 February 2015 21:52

You dodged a bullet there man.

grimpeeper 13

Friday 13 February 2015 22:02

Someone sounds a little paranoid.

ZannityZan 13

Friday 13 February 2015 23:04

Looks like she either has serious insecurities that she needs to work through, or she was just looking for an excuse to break up with you. Either way, it sounds like you're better off without her!

Flyndaran 10

Friday 13 February 2015 23:10

Most people paranoid about their partners cheating only think of it as possible, because they themselves are cheating. Not all, but most. And I said, "paranoid", not legitimately concerned.