Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML
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Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight after I asked him repeatedly to tell his daughter to stop wearing my clothes. She stretches them out and has busted seams. The last straw was when she broke the heels on my very expensive shoes. I'm not being mean, she’s a size 14 and I’m a 6. FML
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Today, after saving up for a beautiful new dress to wear to my partner's 30th birthday party, it finally arrived in the post. I tried the dress on and the stitching instantly ripped, leaving two big holes in it. Turns out I'm no longer a size 8. FML
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infantrygirl 0
I'm a moron. That is all.
Haelous 0
@OP You shouldn't expect your SO to put in any more effort than you do. If you're chunky too then you're just as much at fault. @18 That makes him a borderline hypocrite. If he's going to complain about it he could at least buy healthy food for you and possibly work out with you.
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Comments (209)
DontJudgeBeNice 5
137- have you ever seen a size 00?! I didn't realise boney and starving was still 'in' I thought everyone had grown up a bit since then!
sarahkembur 0
I like how all the girls are retaliating...well I'm going to be the white crayon and say, get your ass to the gym and to that other person I'm a size two to four, I'm 5'9 and I'm not anorexic so bite me! I work damn hard for the body I have
tilda_0182 4
Guys size 12 or 4 are not fat or anorexic. It's the range of people these days but he could have meant that maybe she's pregnant (as you do gain drastic weight) instead of pigging out on chocolate and unhealthy stuff. Saying they are fat or anorexic is very insulting to others on fml who are the same size as its their bone structure too. Think about what you say before you say it!
talloctopus 7
Seriously im size 5 and if you saw me you wouldn't think omg shes anorexic, im healthy. If I were to become a size 12 I would be a balloca whale. If your 12.... Im sorry but lose weight. And btw being a small size doesnt make you anorexic you could have small bone structure duh..
smuckerz999 0
sted of new cloths u shld buy her a gym membership
sugarbear0727 19
Gaining weight isnt a bad thing. Maybe in a short amount of time, and depending on how tall she is. I myself and a size six, I started out a size five with my bf a year ago. Ive gained about 20lbs. And yeah, he sometimes says sonething about it, but only cause I complain myself. Dont give her shit about her weight unless shes just letting herself go.
melikescupcakes 6
You sir, yes OP, are officialy marked as a total ass in my book
therobotchef 6
if she doesn't care about her own body then she doesn't care about the relationship. Time to break up!
therobotchef 6
never mind e ignore my other comment my numblexia kicked thought it said 21 stop bitchin she isn't fat she probally looks better than she did at a size 4
miniboule_fml 2
1 size equals 5 kilos so 11.03 pounds Size 6 size 8 size 10 size 12 44.12 pounds gained. There is nothing healthy or curvy about gaining 44 pounds