Love: Today, my girlfriend asked for me to come to her. Then move my...

TattedAsian 11 January 2010, 07:28 United States

Today, my girlfriend asked for me to come to her. Then move my head in close to her and close my eyes. Expecting a sweet and romantic kiss I positioned my lips for my surprise. My surprise wasn't a kiss, instead it was a nice crunchy booger she placed in my mouth with her finger. FML

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TattedAsian 0

12 January 2010, 00:27

TO ALL: believe it or not my girlfriend is older then me and I'm 22. we have one of those immature/mature relationships. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being mad, I would say I was at an honest 1. on a scale of 1 to 10 of being surprised/humor I was at an all time 10. I got the booger out of my mouth and acted like I placed it in the trash can. 5 minutes later I wiped it on her lips. Not the same but good enough for me. Ive always told her that when you go digging for gold you should always share with the towns people. So she did, lol. I cant blame her cuz I would do the same to her.

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som_fml 0

11 January 2010, 13:44

dating four-year-olds has that disadvantage.

Horde 8

11 January 2010, 13:17

Surprise her with a huge slap as a sign of your admiration

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helloimkellay 0

11 January 2010, 21:53

that's so disgusting.

crankyinthemorn 0

11 January 2010, 22:00

Your girlfriend is extremely disgusting, immature, and unlady-like. Just by that one incident I can see that she will probably NEVER get a quality man. She sounds like trash. No WOMAN with any class would do such a thing. I say get rid of her. If my boyfriend of 3 years ever did something as grotesque as that I would get rid of him! And likewise for him.