Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures.... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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terrta_merrta 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:23

you made my night LOL

Ashleyxphobia 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:24

Bet Pizza hut enjoyed that.

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mike0_0 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 4:58

wtf?

inarticulate 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 5:00

I bet Pizza Hut liked that.

AshleyRose784 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 5:02

Haha, oops

STRAWCHOPPER 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 5:04

You need help.

amandax6 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 5:15

yeah, sure. 'accidently.' this is a def made up FML.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 14 January 2012 15:51

Just like your breasts being made from silicone. Nice try though, :).

360_93 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 5:18

That's illegal where i live.

hannahbanana11 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 5:19

why do you have pizza hut on speed dial?

peepo 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 5:19

Today, I was working at my job at Pizza Hut when I got an email from some random person. I thought it was an order so I opened it. There was a photo attatched so as soon as I clicked on it, my boss walked in. It was a picture of a naked man. FML rotfl xD

neonoodle 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 5:24

last time I opened up my e-mail or SMS application, I didn't see a button that puts in "send to everyone on my contact list" or even "reply to everyone I have the e-mail of" so I conclude that this is as fake as my ex-girlfriend's orgasms. That bitch.

Caayouteepie 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 5:36

sucks to be youuu.

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