Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures.... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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terrta_merrta 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:23

you made my night LOL

Ashleyxphobia 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:24

Bet Pizza hut enjoyed that.

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runescapescool 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 2:04

ugly PS ur a cheese pizza with anchovies covered all over it

iLIAMMM 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 2:05

Why does he deserve it for having pizza hut in his contacts? The hell? Its easier then looking up the number every time you want to order a pizza. @OP: lol. epic fail.

mandyreid_ 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 2:07

wait, would pizza hut give you free food for sending naked pictures?! :D well **** yes!! id send naked pictures for free food!! but hey, maybe your boss is into that kinda stuff and give you a raise? ;)

BAbyR 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 2:11

wow your fat

mandyreid_ 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 2:11

and numba 76, who says hes using a phone? on email, i have a send all bottom, and i accidentally click it all the time. think before you say something, you just sound stupid.

love_to_laugh44 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 2:23

yeah. sure. 1. i've already seen tons of FMLs like this. 2. classic movie moment FML 3. YDI anyway for sending the pics in the first place [trying].

burberry_fml 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 2:41

I love how you assume the boss is a man automatically. Total sexism right there.

tbbays04 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 2:43

ouch...sucks though!

danielbudzynski 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 2:50

Fail

brunoisbeast 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 2:52

How is that even possible??!!

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