Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures.... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML

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terrta_merrta 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:23

you made my night LOL

Ashleyxphobia 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 23:24

Bet Pizza hut enjoyed that.

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quietgirl 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 2:59

I think I know who this is:)

King_of_Kings 3

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:01

wwhy do you have pizza hut in your contact list? and this is funny as hell if all of you reading this are interested in seeing Things That Deserve To Be Destroyed, follow this link - http://www.youtube.com/PlyWoodProductions

sireen 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:15

on some phones you can txt all contacts. and you CAN text pizza hit to make an order. I'm pretty sure they can receive picture messages too.

drinkupgorgeous 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:18

That's REALLY sad that you have Pizza Hut in your contacts.

alexman6364 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:31

what a moran

medical 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:35

Don't worry, I'm pretty sure Pizza Hut doesn't have picture mail.

spillproof 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:38

what about your mom!

Six_and_the_Moon 3

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:42

YDI. And what #19 and #92 said.

nikki1001 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:42

How is it weird to have Pizza Hut in your contacts? If that's where he orders pizza from, then it makes sense to have their number. I'm sure he doesn't order pizza everyday and thus, remembers the number. Who cares. I have their number in my phone as well. Anyway. That sucks. I always save that kind of stuff in drafts and then double check. Take note

guitartech18 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:42

why is pizza hut in your contacts?

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