peace_lost
United States
Today, my girlfriend and I walked to her couch while kissing with our eyes closed. Stumbling, we reached the couch and dropped our bodies, her on top of me. What I didn't know was that her kitty, Elvis, was napping. Elvis was very angry. FML
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Alex_DeLarge 0
So you were on a couch, with a hot girl on top of you, and you were yelling "Get off me, Elvis!"
sillypuppy 0
That is where Elvis meets pelvis--and then evil Elvis scratches horny pelvis.
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depechemode 0
nice writing skills! You're a stupid hounddog though, FYL
waterynuggets 0
Meh.
KINGMARIO_fml 0
big deal, you hooked up & got scratched a bit. if you killed it & she got rid of you then that would be bad.
b_shizzle 0
Oh come on, you're obviously not an animal lover if that's what you think
Phallus_fml 0
The first sentence sounds a tad awkward. And the last sentence I expected to be something like "We killed Elvis. FML"
cassiie_fml 0
lol poor cat :L
smith_c 0
U got cockblocked by a pussy.
ASUdec 0
Now you get pity sex
grungecat 0
Elvis ;-;
Otium_fml 3
Aw~ I feel sorry for you. (And Elvis.) But you'll surely laugh at this in the future, wait and see.
gorguz14evar 0
Poor Elvis. Im not sympathizing for you. its not a FML. for you. Its for elvis.
nutmeghan 0
agreed! that poor cat...the human should watch where he's going!