peace_lost
United States
Today, my girlfriend and I walked to her couch while kissing with our eyes closed. Stumbling, we reached the couch and dropped our bodies, her on top of me. What I didn't know was that her kitty, Elvis, was napping. Elvis was very angry. FML
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Alex_DeLarge 0
So you were on a couch, with a hot girl on top of you, and you were yelling "Get off me, Elvis!"
sillypuppy 0
That is where Elvis meets pelvis--and then evil Elvis scratches horny pelvis.
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Silver_Lion 0
at least you didn't kill him!!
Someone_somewere 7
haha you got cockblocked by a cat
skittleface 0
i love the way this one was written. XD laughed my ass off.
giebs22 6
This isn't really an FML. Usually if a cat gets squished they just hiss and run away, or something like that. Even if he did get defensive, he would have only scratched you a little bit. If that's the case, then I hardly think your life is going to be changed for the worse by being scratched once by a kitten!
heygirlhey313 0
this is cute, and funny. very classic. loved it! :p
thelonelylurker 0
Cute story, but saying it's an FML is just going overboard. Maybe share it on your twitter like all the other attention-grabbing tweens.
Dinglenuts 0
YDI for typing like a diabetic, retarded 2 year old in a head trauma ward. "Elvis was very angry." Who gives a damn if a cat got angry at you? This isn't even an FML.
shmaller 0
Well if you don't like the site, you can kindly **** off for those who do not have thirty feet of rope shoved up our asses.
HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0
hahahah at 61.. totally agree
LavaMonster 0
So you think someone who is diabetic can't type? You need to calm down.
henri_fml 0
would you happen to have claw marks all over your butt? lol
dolphin_8p 0
I guess you could say the cat was... all shook up? *kneeslap*
AntiChrist7 0
she is that ugly you need your eyes closed?
redblueviolet 0
People kiss with their eyes closed usually. I can't imagine how awkward it would be just watching my boyfriend as he's kissing me...