peace_lost
United States
Today, my girlfriend and I walked to her couch while kissing with our eyes closed. Stumbling, we reached the couch and dropped our bodies, her on top of me. What I didn't know was that her kitty, Elvis, was napping. Elvis was very angry. FML
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Alex_DeLarge 0
So you were on a couch, with a hot girl on top of you, and you were yelling "Get off me, Elvis!"
sillypuppy 0
That is where Elvis meets pelvis--and then evil Elvis scratches horny pelvis.
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Avenging_Angel 0
Poor kitty. And I loved the way you wrote this XD
panicked 0
i agree with #5. (: and for some reason i love that last line.
Glam_fml 0
It's more like **** the cats life. He is the one whose nap was interrupted and then physically crushed by two large creatures.
Kman09 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! when u put it that way it makes sense lol!
sillypuppy 0
That is where Elvis meets pelvis--and then evil Elvis scratches horny pelvis.
voveraite 7
WIN!
shostakovich 0
Fail.
willowflame13 0
wow i seriously glanced at the post and saw like "dropped onto couch and something snapped. elivs was a kitty" and i was like "oh shit he killed her cat!" then i reread it. the real version doesnt suck nearly as much as the one i saw. haha
Gaby_peaceandluv 0
I thought the same thing haha
theluckygirl28 8
Yes, well, how happy could Elvis be with you on top of him?
d347hm4n 0
Now that has for to be some mean scratches.
SweetestSin 4
i bet that is one pissed pussy, i would be too if you plopped on me! maybe you should go stroke it and make if feel better - F your girlfriend for naming her cat Elvis - does the cat sing?
clarkson_fml 0
hehe pussy got in the way of u getting pussy ^_^
HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0
Lmao.....
rocker8877 0
Poor kitty :(