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Today, my girlfriend and I walked to her couch while kissing with our eyes closed. Stumbling, we reached the couch and dropped our bodies, her on top of me. What I didn't know was that her kitty, Elvis, was napping. Elvis was very angry. FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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So you were on a couch, with a hot girl on top of you, and you were yelling "Get off me, Elvis!"

sillypuppy 0

That is where Elvis meets pelvis--and then evil Elvis scratches horny pelvis.

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WTFIWWP 0

At least alive

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOL! I'm sorry, that just made me laugh. : D I hope you didn't get and really serious scratches on your back. Bet it ruined the mood a bit though.

Let me guess, after you got up, Elvis left the building? lol

poor cat is he alive

Poor cat; he's probably thinking his owner brought home another asshole. :]

GreatAwakening 0

Well, that sucks. Unless she offered to play the part of the nurse that heals your scratches afterwords? Watch out next time.

MrSurferDude 0

Maybe elvis was just jelious of that guy with girl.... :P

Boring illustration

same, make a decent one lol

Yeah I have to agree too. It's annoying when the art is good (which is obviously the hardest part), and then decide to do something stupid with the comic.

i was expecting to see furious kitty fight in the comic. i am disappointed.

The illustration is rather anticlimactic... :