peace_lost
United States
Today, my girlfriend and I walked to her couch while kissing with our eyes closed. Stumbling, we reached the couch and dropped our bodies, her on top of me. What I didn't know was that her kitty, Elvis, was napping. Elvis was very angry. FML
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Alex_DeLarge 0
So you were on a couch, with a hot girl on top of you, and you were yelling "Get off me, Elvis!"
sillypuppy 0
That is where Elvis meets pelvis--and then evil Elvis scratches horny pelvis.
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shamille 5
"KNEAD KNEAD KNEAD" i love that part
jeswray 0
Today, while at the mall I was goin down the elscelator when I see my best guy friend, I then run down to jump on his back, I tripped... Ran into him and broke his nose, it wasnt my friend, FML
Atropos_fml 0
No one cares.
Travestie616 0
How about you work on your grammar, spelling, and everything else. Then submit it properly instead of tacking it onto an existing FML like a tard =)
dnbt 0
I only like this because it's from box brown.
Fop 6
People like you are the reason Justin Timberlake's still on the radio. The illustration followed the exact words of the FML, boring.
snavula 0
Not really, the illustration implies that the cat puked on the OP. It would seem that the OP got lots of scratches and bites instead.
Fop 6
I also think the illustration's style is boring. My favourite is the sexual harassment one :P
LadyDee 0
I dislike the illustration. The "FML" isn't even that bad.
xxxradajamaajxxx 0
the FML was good. but why did the exact words of the FML have to be in the drawing?
CassT 0
Because people were complaining about the previous illustrations deviating too much from the FML. I guess the artist was just playing it safe.
LissLiss 0
I get scratched by my cats all the time. They last about a day. The nastier ones maybe a week, max.
BitterButterfly 0
I'm calling shenanigans.... I have a scar from my cat who scratched inside my arm 7 years ago. I also have one from another cat of mine in my elbow from when I gave her a bath, 4 years ago... They don't always go away that fast.
lab2lb 0
revenge puke is lame. who the hell cares if the cat puked? it didn't..
alealovespurple 0
rooooofl, 'elvis was very angry' made me giggle. but thats about it. mediocre FML, shitty illustration.
game_over_fml 0
DRAWING SUCKS
xHaniffax 0
the illustration is good but I was under the impression it ended with the cat clawing the OP not puking.