By peace_lost - 29/06/2009 22:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I walked to her couch while kissing with our eyes closed. Stumbling, we reached the couch and dropped our bodies, her on top of me. What I didn't know was that her kitty, Elvis, was napping. Elvis was very angry. FML
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Alex_DeLarge 0

So you were on a couch, with a hot girl on top of you, and you were yelling "Get off me, Elvis!"

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sillypuppy 0

That is where Elvis meets pelvis--and then evil Elvis scratches horny pelvis.

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DorkusD 0

This is honestly the worst, most pathetic FML I've ever seen. I can't believe it got past moderation and was posted. GET OVER IT. I was waiting to read that you crushed dear Elvis and he was too dead to be "very angry."

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b_shizzle 0

Oh reeeelaax, you'd be pissed too if it happened to you

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kellster 2

Poor kitty. :( FHL, not yours!

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Sprinter136 2

Um...who in hell walks while making out? ALWAYS look where you're going. Stupid.

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LavaMonster 0

Guilty! haha (:

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littlegirllove 0

My teachers cat is named Elvis. . . She's married. Dun Dun Duunnn

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Escapist28 0

"Elvis was very angry" might be the funniest sentence I've read today. "dropped our bodies" might be the weirdest phrase, however.

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DeafChef 0

so this is an FML because you made a cat mad. *facepalm

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bpbomber 0

at least elvis was very alive

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