peace_lost
United States
Today, my girlfriend and I walked to her couch while kissing with our eyes closed. Stumbling, we reached the couch and dropped our bodies, her on top of me. What I didn't know was that her kitty, Elvis, was napping. Elvis was very angry. FML
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Alex_DeLarge 0
So you were on a couch, with a hot girl on top of you, and you were yelling "Get off me, Elvis!"
sillypuppy 0
That is where Elvis meets pelvis--and then evil Elvis scratches horny pelvis.
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DorkusD 0
This is honestly the worst, most pathetic FML I've ever seen. I can't believe it got past moderation and was posted. GET OVER IT. I was waiting to read that you crushed dear Elvis and he was too dead to be "very angry."
b_shizzle 0
Oh reeeelaax, you'd be pissed too if it happened to you
rock_slothster 0
ava?
kellster 2
Poor kitty. :( FHL, not yours!
Sprinter136 2
Um...who in hell walks while making out? ALWAYS look where you're going. Stupid.
LavaMonster 0
Guilty! haha (:
littlegirllove 0
My teachers cat is named Elvis. . . She's married. Dun Dun Duunnn
sbarre1 0
LOL
Escapist28 0
"Elvis was very angry" might be the funniest sentence I've read today. "dropped our bodies" might be the weirdest phrase, however.
DeafChef 0
so this is an FML because you made a cat mad. *facepalm
cr1sis 0
lmfao!!
bpbomber 0
at least elvis was very alive