Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML
Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML
Today, I realized that my gay male friend tells me I’m pretty, gives me random compliments, and shows me off more often than my husband of 10 years. I legitimately can’t remember the last time my husband called me beautiful. Even if I ask him how I look, the best I’ll get is “You look fine.” FML
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Top comments
ant387 0
lol I want to hear your laugh
Quest_ 13
So your boyfriend's language of affection isn't necessarily conventional, if you know he loves you and you are both happy together then this is really no big deal.
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Comments (112)
barbie08 0
LMAO! when i first read this i literally busted laughing hahaa F your life!
RainbowBitch15 11
stop bitching. squirrels freakin' rock.
misfitSuperStar 0
Squirrels ftw!!!!!
bluefairy_fml 24
Oh for God's sake, stop bitching and grow up. At least your boyfriend is quite original, not a retard who repeats cheesy lines from stupid romantic movies.
blahzz 4
Squirrels don't make sounds when they have seizures. They shake, fart, and die. Not necessarily in that order.
RedPillSucks 33
Maybe her laughter sounds like dead squirrel fart?
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for having a horrible laugh that reminds him of an epileptic tree-rat. YDI for comparing boyfriends with your fellow harpies; weren't you happy with him until the rest of your harpy flock started that conversation?
CloudEnvy 17
Hear hear.
Oanaj 0
wow seriously troll. Shut the *** up..
InfiltratedMind 0
seriously stop trolling and telling people to stop trolling
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Stop telling people to stop telling people not to troll or to stop trolling. lolrumad?
alexaluvee 0
Yes but is that really a compliment them eyyy.?
oshi16toofly 0
I fail to see the issuse that's hilarious. besides I'm sure he wouldn't be with you if he didn't adore nething about you.
imright24 0
I doubt he's never complimented you or you'd be stupid to be with him. BUT, if he really hasn't, maybe he didn't want to be a part of the girls I'll-use-my-boyfriend-to-show-you-how-much-better-I-am-than-you party. You all sound like you're in junior high.
mrz_tweety22 5
a squirrel havin a seizure? damn dats mean as hell