Today, my friends happily announced that although they had been cut, they were still going to be playing on the school's volleyball team. The rumor going around is that everyone who tried out made the team. I never got a call back. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was asked to cover work for someone because they have volleyball practice. Apparently, they haven't noticed that we've been on the same team for two years. FML
Today, I was at a volleyball game talking with my friends when a girl who is in my team arrived. She was greeting someone else but I thought that she was saying hi to me. However, I'd already waved back at her. All my friends and others noticed the situation and as a result they laughed at me. FML
Today, I was trying out for a play I really wanted to be in. After my audition, I was feeling really good. She said she would post the cast list tomorrow. Not knowing where she would post it, I asked her. Her reply? "It doesn't matter. You won't be on it anyway." FML
Today, I had a volleyball game, and we were down by 13 points. I looked up at the crowd, and my mom was shaking her head in disappointment. When it was my turn to serve, I aced them, and tied the score. When I looked up she was gone. She'd left. When I got home, I heard how I sucked for an hour. FML
Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML
Today, I got cut from my track team. My coach told me it was because my sprints were "too fast" for his liking. Huh? FML
Today, I went to our school golf banquet, after being with the team and practicing every day for a few months with them. When it came time to get the certificates, all the names were called out. Except for mine. When I asked the coach where my certificate was, he said "Who are you?". FML
Today, I tried out for cheerleading. The judges, two head cheerleaders, sized me up, burst out laughing and made fat jokes towards me. I fought back and called them, "twiggy fucking sluts." At that moment, the coach walked in and saw and reported me to the principal. The judges got off scott free. FML
Today, my parents made me quit a school team that I absolutely loved, because women "aren't supposed to play sports." and were worried that if I stayed on the team, I'd develop a manly physique. FML
Today, I announced to my family that I will be trying out for the next season of America's Best Dance Crew. They responded by laughing hysterically and my mother said "You guys suck, good luck making it past auditions". FML
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Kayble89 13
Sadly you were just that bad...
babygirlc1 5
Maybe you suck at volleyball.
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Comments (77)
starfish7 18
I tried out for volleyball; didn't make the team. Then, I tried out for soccer; didn't make the team. So, I joined track and field. Track and field teams often need all the people they can get. I had a blast!!
jallred254 4
It's a rumor. It doesn't mean it's true.
MineDub5253 0
There's volleyball in canada???
BOOSCAREDU 0
Yes, yes there is
mzblondiee 0
Haha duhh(: l
THE_A_TEEN 28
That suck's op, you'll make it next year and get a scholarship, just make sure you don't trip on baby toys and ruin your scholarship.
Jaxissocute 0
Hey maybe it's just bc u suck
Carlie_McCartney 1
Maybe I'm just tired, but I'm not getting this. They were cut, but they're playing anyway. You were never cut, and you can't play? yeah, that just doesn't add up =
Sweet_Testicles 7
if you don't get a callback, then essentially, you were cut.
racheljessie 17
It's not the end of the world,OP. Like everyone else has said talk to the coach, and if that dosen't work out try something else. It dosen't even have to be a sport. Most schools have clubs or programs for pretty much literaly every student. Just keep trying!
Sweet_Testicles 7
Maybe they want you to be the pole to hold up the net
Legendslayer222 26
Maybe if OP is so out of shape that they were the only one not picked, they want them to be the volleyball... Joking, I hope the rumours turn out to be wrong! D;
4ugu4 7
Rumors are rumors... Right?
mzblondiee 0
Nope(:
fortehlulocaust 6
maybe the coach just dislikes you, but either way, it sucks for you!