Today, my friends and I were drinking boba. On the side of the cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid choking on the Boba". I started to laugh at the ridiculousness of the label, and choked on the boba in a coughing fit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was drinking a bottle of water. My friend came up from behind and scared me, causing me to inhale and choke on the water. Lacking air, I passed out. I awoke to him on the ground laughing his ass off. I almost drowned drinking a bottle of water. FML
Today, while watching YouTube, I was drinking when something funny happened. I laughed, choked, and threw up all over the floor. FML
Today, I laughed so hard at a joke that I snorted, which caused me to choke on my Coke, which then caused me to fall off my chair. The joke wasn’t even that funny. FML
Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I went to take a drink from my water bottle while sitting in a quiet office with 5 coworkers. I squeezed too hard, sending a jet of water straight into my nose. My coworkers now think I need a sippy cup. FML
Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML
Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML
Today, I reached for my beer and took a huge swallow before I realized that I had picked up my friend's tobacco spit cup. "Vomit" is not a strong enough word to describe what happened next. FML
Today, I was drinking from a water bottle while in a lecture. The water caught in my throat and it felt like I was choking to death. Instead of asking me if I was okay or trying to help, the guy sitting next to me told me to shut up. FML
Today, I was sitting in my bed drinking Yoohoo from a juice box. I decided it would be fun to see how much I could fit in my mouth. As soon as my mouth was full, I sneezed. FML
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Top comments
disadvantage 0
Wtf is boba? Even without knowing what it is, it sounds pretty hilarious though.
quesidias 0
in canada we call it Bubble Tea, a world of magical yummy goodness
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Comments (113)
Vagabones 0
Yeah, your life is REAL hard. Sipping on boba and all...
lametta 0
We call it bubble tea here and I've always laughed at the labels that say "kids and seniors should not drink without supervision".
hur_hur 11
FAIL
Amkii 0
We call it bubble tea here. That stuff is delicious!! #9 - lol!!!
ajscott 0
Makes me want to go to Lollicup. Sounds like one of their drinks.
ohdee 0
Sounds like someone at SUA.
LauRAWRen 0
I'm sorry, but I just HAVE to laugh at this. I don't think that you deserved it per say, but it's still hilarious
LauRAWRen 0
oh btw, boba is awesome ^_^
lolajelly 0
Karma.
Easy_Target 0
"Choking on the Boba." Could a phrase get more suggestive?