Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML
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Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my partner in a creative way, but ended up getting stuck in a tree. FML
Today, my friend invited me to play frisbee golf with him. On my first throw, my frisbee got stuck on a branch near the top of a very tall tree. This is why I don't do sports. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
Today, I was at my friends' farm and we decided that we wanted to go to their old treehouse. When we got down there, it turned out my friend Cat had forgotten her shoes. Being a gentleman, I lent her my sandals. I then climbed the treehouse, fell out, and got a nail through my foot. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to climb a tree. My older sister also thought it would be fun to set the tree on fire. FML
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
Today, at school, I offered my friend $5 to climb up a tree and jump off. I was already having a hard day and just wanted a bit of a laugh. What I didn't expect was to end up in the hospital with a broken arm because my friend jumped on me. FML
Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML
Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
And that, my friends, is why planking is a stupid idea.
guitgod1 11
sigh....Planking needs to stop
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Comments (307)
ollavv 0
YDI for planking
xtise 2
Try cone-ing next time, it's much safer.
xashleyAsphyxia 0
YDI for planking.
onetwothreeppppp 0
planking is so ******* stupid
g3rusz 6
Holy hell, OP, you're really desperate to have an award, aren't you? Like, I don't know, a Darwin award?
Dragon10 1
planking is the stupidest thing I have ever heard of. I hope you really hurt yourself falling, it's what you get for doing something so pointless.
kingxplayboyx 0
fag
omgc 0
dumbass! what u get for planking
PandaPi 0
planking is retarded
redmnky21 8
WTF is planking...