Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I ran into my parents' bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door, my parents were on top of each other, laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML
Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML
Today, I got home and found my husband, naked with an erection and my panties on his face like a mask. He claimed to be the Panty Bandit there to plunder my booty. I might have indulged his insanity and had sex with him were my mom and dad not right behind me in the doorway. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
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drummerboy957six 0
that's awkward
KellyIsTheBest32 12
are you 6?
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drummerboy957six 0
that's awkward
Idonebeenhad 17
the first person to say threesome will die a horrific death. just sayin
SCREAM4meeee 0
I never vote on FMLs, but for this one I just had to put YDI..
OWNZ 0
they should have a foursome with 19...
Iamnotmyself 17
-19 I will bypass this clause by saying threeway, anyway did you start panting? I like it when you pant.
Idonebeenhad 17
..
worldcupcheer17 0
that's so disgusting but it's so funny
dolphincheddar 10
you learned your lesson. never hide under someones bed who is in a relationship or your asking for it
changetheworld 0
Omg **** that. Lol. I would have definately said something right when they came in to prevent roughing it out.
OkayImSorry 0
Did this mother ****** just say "Brutally Dominated"???? Damn, That was unnecessary.
kyarush 10
well... i would have to one up them and they would hear, FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP.
BIEBERSLAYER 10
it must have been really rough and nasty for op to use " completely dominated"
BIEBERSLAYER 10
brutally dominated *
yasssx3 6
I'm just wondering how and when the OP got out O.O
worldcupcheer17 0
39- JENNA MARBLES FROM YOUTUBE REFERENCE!
HollyoaksFan93 9
Surely it would've been more awkward if the parents had caught her.. They would've thought she was some sort of Peeping Tom.
BeastMode5 0
39- Aww YouTube. =D But you know your shirt kind of fell off there in your picture... Just lettin' you know. =)
shortstuffs23 7
that was actually my favorite part of the FML...
imosim 0
To #19 *clears throat* "Threesome" That is all.
shortstuffs23 7
*to 38
OkayImSorry 0
**** yah. It was the best part. But when you're talking about your parents that's some ****** up shit.
GuessWhatKids 13
OP should've announced "Total Domination" in a demonic voice when her dad was coming.
OWNZ 0
Or stand up just as there about to finish, and break out with the classic mortal kombat voice, "FINISH HER!!"
FunnyWeasel 7
If you were a little child FYL, but a grown person YDI
eeppiicc 8
so that's y my wife sounded like she was breathing twice as hard!
OrgasmicBunnies 9
they're just wrestling naked an daddy is winning.
PrincezzLena05 0
LMAO
kellanlvr 1
wait how did you know he was dominating if you weren't looking? hmmmn -gives op side eye-
tacocannon99 5
Me, 19, and OP will now have a threesome
Dreamcatcher619 6
136- FTW!
whyXD 13
i see you learned about sex.
nhlnba2 6
#19's comment has 69 thumbs ups xD
nhlnba2 6
#19's comment has 69 thumbs ups xD
OhbbyCx 6
I do believe you have been 'had'. *Referring to your username*
Yocomedy12 0
I really hate you guy I don't know
sonrisapreciosa 6
YES!!!!(:
mystashisgone 6
208 were u n my econ class? cordo?
thecrazyasian 3
I have 3 letters to say L O ******* L
Trololololololo_fml 7
On the bright side, at least they didn't see you, or they'd think you were peekin' on them.
hydef14 2
op's dad FTW for "brutally dominating" her
DynamicDave 11
I lmao'ed @ "brutally dominated." Also, this entire comment thread is full of win.
McGherkin 0
Let's just hope he wasn't so brutal that the bed collapsed.
scrapmetal58 9
I saw a porno like this once (ok more than once) but after a while it involved the person hiding being dragged out and involved in the, er, excitement.
fckdupzf 0
on thr vicious child*
courtneyward 1
I have three letters for you. Not fyl or ydi. WTF
nclark95 0
lol brutally dominated her?! that's sooooo gay!!!!
courtsx 0
This made my life.
anon_e_m00se 8
#81, that was my favorite part too :-) You're my new favorite commenter! ;-)
percy_22 5
if you old enough to know of this site then your also clearly to old to hide under mommy and daddy's bed to try and scare them. Grow up!
kitkat98_fml 0
hearing it?
tynickd 0
you should of embarassed the shit out of them
babyboo42 0
very
veryhighsleepygu 7
I don't know what to think about this one
Po1ntBlank 0
albert Einstein says that was hawk'ward
dlwthit77 4
Wat the hell dude lol
dlwthit77 4
Haha
mckenz1eq 20
You cheer at World Cup? Nice!
qagliks 13
damn! that's sucks
diceplaya 12
i saw this FML coming when i read " under my parents' bed "
FMMFL1992 3
"brutally dominated her" I got a boner reading this. lmao
baseball6917 8
da ****? ha
DarkHelmet 10
Way to go Dad!!!!!
alsnyder12 0
holy shit. that was an interestingly unique way of describing sex.
tacocannon99 5
that's not what your mom said last night
cocobulla1 4
free porno? I dunno lpl
ariannaa_fml 17
JoeTheMan12 0
good thing he didn't get caught or else the parents would think he's got some sick fetish going on...?
fashionistaGirll 0
Haha that is sooo disturbing!!
skizzlerz 0
125- yeah same here. You'd think after reading a bunch of FMLs, people would finally get the idea that it IS possible that if you hide in your parents room, it IS possible they will have sex while you are unable to exit the room. This seems to be a constant reoccurring theme in FMLs
skizzlerz 0
wow i just realized I put it is possible more than once....ignore one of those XD
atthegates 0
jokes on you
Hypershadow21 0
She should have applauded and yelled forban encore when they finished
newtisbae 11
just like his mom *wink wink*
spartan522114 0
Should have made your location known while they were at least in underware and made an excuse to why you were there.
2ndSucks 15
What possible excuse would you have for being under your parents bed?
CryMoreFMLs 15
To play hide and seek with them.
je_suis_fml 11
**** that! I agree, I would have jumped from underneath screaming stop! Game over... fyl
Slim2306 10
I dropped something an it rolled under the ed while is was getting some batteries from your room? or something along those lines. There is absolutely no ******* way I would have waited under there! YDI
a_nutritionist 10
or i planned to scare you. yeah. kinda obvious.
ariannaa_fml 17
I agree with 77, you'd have to be some perv to stay under the bed while your father " dominated your mom" I would have got out the second I realized what was gonna go down in the bedroom.
HeatherXCore 0
I agree with this. Just start screaming bloody murder and run out of the room with your hands over your eyes.
mcstud33 6
Thank you captain hindsight!
pdp_fml 21
Wow, don't do that again.....
WiderWille 11
Or, if it turned you on and the real FML is that it already ended, do it again!
MrFraser25 2
ummm.... what?
valekseye 0
do it again only with video, post it on the web
KellyIsTheBest32 12
are you 6?
Newboyz00185 0
Yeah, he's six..... (puts sunglasses on) Six Inches... YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
KellyIsTheBest32 12
That sunglasses thing works for some people. And not for others. It didn't work for you.
redbluegreen 41
What are you talking about? The sunglasses meme never was and never will be funny.
arielleemariee 0
Random.. but, I have the same curtains that are in your picture. haha.
KellyIsTheBest32 12
hahah cool! i love them!
slappygecko 21
it's the only funny one there is.
ledgen_6 0
why is there a red penis with a face???
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
You knew that was coming... (Op)
Yessyy 0
your face is funny
NitroTonicsFML 4
LOL that's hilarious.
hidinginthesky 0
why would you even hide under their bed in the first place????
carnage1108 0
I don't know if you can't read or are just dumb but it clearly says why
taazer 12
come on im 14 and i still hide under my moms bed sometimes... why because they almost piss their pants and the look on their faces is gold worth!..;D
kaylarosevear_ 2
Lesson of the day, don't hide under your parents bed to scare them.. ever.
BShady96 0
because the will end up scaring u
evry1_luvs_butts 7
and scaring you
pancho_villa23 0
hi
kyleinsane 0
boobies!
laurabev 9
Haha! How did you manage to sneak out afterwards without them wondering where you had come from?
taazer 12
maybe they were sleeping? seems to me that they may have drained eachothers energy :)
DKjazz 20
OP found out the hard way where he came from.
ladiesMan917 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
sounds yummy video it next time ;)
AuB1419ER 0
sick bastard
stuart169 3
Lmfao
BabyOtaku 0
that is scarring.
brandybaby1204 0
youre disgusting
boomersooner42 0
WTF is wrong with you
alexdaguitarman 0
lol
ArsenalFan12 0
ladies man? really? give me your your grandfathers glasses Sam!.... sorry if you don't get the reference
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Transformers haha
asianpandabear 0
yea you're a TOTAL ladies man...
gabletz 2
thats sick.
bvbarmy1234 2
you sir, are disturbed.
iwenttherebuddy 0
bet you do have a girlfriend or boyfriend !!!!!