Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML
Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to join my friends for a game of paintball. I got shot in the same spot three times in a row. It turned out to be my own team, who mistook me for the enemy because I was wearing… camouflage. FML
Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML
Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML
Today, I went paint-balling with my girlfriend. As we drove she was scared about getting shot a lot, especially in the head. I reassured her that with all the protective gear it was unlikely. First round, within a minute, she gets shot 3 times in the back of the head. FML
Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML
Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
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DArthurVaderian 18
Honestly, I would report him. That is incredibly unsafe, you aren't supposed to aim at people's faces regardless.
iireenee 23
wow. That's one bad instructor. I hope you're doing well and the bruise isn't that painfull!
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Comments (134)
MrAnyomous 6
I wonder what op means.... Dislike this post or GTFO
ryry117 7
Huh, Im not sure how relevant this is but I've never had an instructor when I go shoot paintballs.
poodlelover1231 4
I follow back everyone who follows me
nialls_girl 13
First rule of using any gun: treat them like they are all loaded. Never ever aim at something you don't intend to shoot. How stupid of your instructor! Sorry, OP!
dc2fresh 15
sounds 'paint'full????
WhiteKnight2014 5
damn bro that sucks
FlinkeMeisje 5
Basic gun safety rule #1 - ALWAYS treat a gun as if it is loaded. Because frequently, there still is some ammo in the chamber, and it IS, indeed, loaded. Your "instructor" needs to be looking for some employment that doesn't involve firearms. Well, at least you all learned a valuable gun-safety lesson you're not likely to soon forget.
FlinkeMeisje 5
I now have that singsongy "You'll shoot your eye out! You'll shoot your eye out!" scene from "A Christmas Story" running on a loop in my brain.
Dynamite73 25
Shoot him in the balls then. I wouldn't take that and go on with my day. Get back at him!
The_Majestique 18
If you're american just sue them