Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day, my girlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly, and I screamed like a little girl. 30 people watched, 4 people filmed. FML
Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to join my friends for a game of paintball. I got shot in the same spot three times in a row. It turned out to be my own team, who mistook me for the enemy because I was wearing… camouflage. FML
Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML
Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML
Today, I went paint-balling with my girlfriend. As we drove she was scared about getting shot a lot, especially in the head. I reassured her that with all the protective gear it was unlikely. First round, within a minute, she gets shot 3 times in the back of the head. FML
Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML
Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
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DArthurVaderian 18
Honestly, I would report him. That is incredibly unsafe, you aren't supposed to aim at people's faces regardless.
iireenee 23
wow. That's one bad instructor. I hope you're doing well and the bruise isn't that painfull!
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Comments (134)
FaultfulJoy 7
OMG :o
redstone7693 29
I feel your pain. paintballs hurt
Kevlar_burrito 6
enjoy your settlement check
Sheh_fml 25
I admit I often think of Americans as being ridiculous with suing everything and everyone, but yeah... Sue him. Incredibly unprofessional, not to mention dangerous. And as the instructor, he sets the example for everyone, so he should be even more careful.
clumsylobster 17
Actually... Australian :')
lishabear 21
Who can say YDI to this? What in the world did they do to deserve this?
FlinkeMeisje 5
#80 - When I first came to this site, I unfortunately read that as "You deserve better," and clicked it for several entries that I did not intend that way, before I figured it out. Sometimes people click it on accident, when they're trying to scroll on their phones. Some people are just insensitive boobs.
elizacandle 29
i smell a lawsuit
prettyinpinkxoxo 9
What the hell? OP report him! That is definitely not okay.,you should never aim anything at anyone's face. You could of gotten seriously hurt :/..
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Can't you press charges against him for that?
fragger55 2
At a firearm range: "This is what a dry fire sounds like"
skittyskatbrat 19
All guns are always loaded. Always. It wasn't a freakin' squirt gun. This behavior is absolutely not excusable. Anyone old enough to have a paintball gun is old enough to not be a dumbass about it. Sorry, man. FYL!