Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Thanks Karen
Today, I was taking a customer's order when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted, "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML
Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML
Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML
Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
Classic Mom moment
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
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icecreamdriveby 5
She's an attention seeker.
NGM_KID 0
LMAO!! There's an ad on this page that says "ARE YOU FAT? Take the fat test and you will know!" OP - That sucks, but you didn't feel bad about it before, so why know?
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Comments (119)
Riemurasia 0
What an annoying little c*nt, why are you friends with such a backstabbing child?
mayaloncar001 0
ouch, what a bitch!
nicknamekenny 1
I hate it when people do this
nicknamekenny 1
I hate it when people do this
epicewinandfail 3
There is no right thing that you can say to this. Any way u answer your screwed
AgentClassyPants 9
You best way 125, at most. And then hide the scale.... Boys have so much to learn.
culo91483 8
Women...
ChelzTheWolfGirl 29
If you're comfortable in your body then good for you and don't worry about what your attention seeking "friend" thinks or says.
TurtleofTime 5
If she's going to complain about it she should do something about it.