Today, my friend sent me an instant message, telling me how excited she was that she was accepted to a FIT Summer Program. I told her I was so proud, and that she can finally lose that excess weight. She told me that she meant Fashion Institute of Technology. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, I met one of my favorite fitness models. She told me I need to get in shape. I weigh 150lbs. FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, I was walking with a friend to tell him how excited I was for college and even motivating him to apply for the same school, until I found out later that I got rejected. FML
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
Brief break
Today, after five months of unemployment and hardcore job searching, I got hired for my dream job. I called my mum to tell her all about it, to which she responded, "Great honey! Now all you need to do is lose all that weight." She allowed me all of four minutes of feeling good about myself. FML
Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML
Today, my best friend told me I lost weight. I was happy because I've worked hard to shed off those pounds. I asked her what changes were evident, she told me that I now have a neck. FML
Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML
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greatnt249 0
Your friend brought it upon herself if she said "fit" instead of spelling out F.I.T. Still, you should have asked for clarification on what she meant before saying what you did.
PureGold 0
That's a very unfortunate slip xP If she just said the word "fit", it's not your fault, but but if she did indeed spell out F.I.T., you're screwed. And #3, it really is called "The Fashion Institute of Technology" lol.
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flyawayphoenix 0
"I'm not so institutionalized into college (which is statistically a waste of money btw)" -- #12 Aha! Now I get it! A number of fat people worked harder than you in high school and got into college, and now you're a nobody with a crap job and a rotten personality that's obviously wrought with cruelty. Your bitterness and ignorance make perfect sense now! =D Sucks for you!!
kandy_fml 0
Oh. I didn't mean #12. I mean #14. My bad.
wrestler_fml 0
#32: I'm only 16, and I'm doing my dads business when I'm older (I already know all of it, btw) which makes about 200-400K a year, depending on the economy and homeowners. I am going to go in the army a few years right after high school (as we are a very patriotic family), and my dad supports my decision but has given me pointers... and after I get out, I am going to help him with the business, until he retires, which is in about 10-15 years, depending on how he feels. I will make about 50K my first year, and will be up to about 80K my third year, about 100K my fifth year, about 130K my 7th year, and the whole half of the business (aka average of about 150K, once again depending on homeowners) my 9th year! At that point, my dad will entrust me with the business operations, and will be free to retire at will. The reason I hate the infatuation of college is because I just read an article that if you take the average of 40-60K it takes to go through college, and put that into a lifesavings account at interest of 7% and dont touch it... you'll have well over a million when youre in your 50s... college doesn't get you NEAR THAT MUCH in a lifetime! Also, part of the reason our country is currently in a recession is because college's are too expensive per person, and are an endless black hole that we put money into... they are now mooching off of the govt. to stay afloat, which FURTHER HURTS americans! You know it is an indoctrination when the burden of proof stops being on "why should we go to college?" and instead NOW falls on "what reason do we NOT have on going?" The fact is, SOME PEOPLE are not going to do an academic job! Some people are going to go into family businesses, and some select few are simply too unintelligent to go to college. Period. And yes, I understand eating CAN BE AN EATING DISORDER. But STATISTICS SHOW that is only 1-2% of the cases of fat or obese people... the other 98% are, statistically and clearly, simply lazy, piggish, and slothful. Sorry for the harshness, but it's true! :P ======================== And dude, for the FINAL HARSH BLOW you did NOT want to hear: Not only are fat people, obviously, on average lazier and fatter and more unattractive..... they are ALSO (statistically) less intelligent, have a lower IQ, are less educated, and have less work ethic! BEING OVERWEIGHT IS A REFLECTION OF SELF-RESPECT AND WORK ETHIC! IT IS NOT JUST BY ITSELF!
flyawayphoenix 0
Whoa, didn't need your life story there, buddy. And good for you, you're a prime example of nepotism (look it up), and you have proven that your work ethic (other than obsessing at the gym, no doubt) is superior to no one's. Hope you and daddy are proud! Also, you have offered no research to support your claims. Please get a life wrestler, and don't waste your time typing an essay to people who don't care. ~~~~~~~~~~ You are a child, and I pity you for the fact that you have learned to hate a group of people based solely on the superficial. How terrible. Please, DO join your dad's business, stay in one town, and acheive little in your life. The world needs less people like you. God forbid the hate you have manifested spread. I am ashamed that someone with a mindset like yours is endeavoring to represent the United States of America.
kandy_fml 0
Wrestler, you are ridiculously close minded and rude. You are completely against a group of people for superficial reasons like, "they're lazy" "they're ugly" "they're unintelligent" Go join your fathers business and then when you get sued for discrimination, maybe you'll have wished you'd gone to college. Also, I find your statistics hard to believe on account of the fact you provided no proof. I also looked for these statistics and couldn't find them anywhere. And even if they are true. Statistics mean nothing to the individual person. There are more reasons behind obesity than being lazy. There is also genetics and environmental factors. But if you're into statistics and such, let me give you this nifty website. http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/4380.php By trying to convince us how great you are by giving presumably false statistics and talking about how rich your daddy is you've proven nothing except you have an unhealthy amount of arrogance and self worth. GET OVER YOURSELF.
wrestler_fml 0
1) I won't get sued for discrimination, since A) we hire all hispanics when we're not hispanic, which shows we're non-prejudiced, and B) no fat people try out for construction/home improvement work, anyway! At least none have tried out for us. And we wouldn't need to say "no" to them, anyway, since we pay by how MUCH work they do, not by the hour! 2) I have nothing wrong with fat people. In fact, I have a good amount of fat friends. I wouldn't get far in life if I hated fat people, since a good majority of americans ARE (unfortunately) fat! I simply acknowledge that THEY CAN CHANGE THEIR WEIGHT AND LIFESTYLE if they wanted to! I'm simply NOT going to call them a "victim" when they're NOT victims! That doesn't mean I have a problem with them! EVERYBODY has good and bad things about their character, body, intelligence, etc.! 3) I like how you try to make me look bad, when you're the one attacking me. I didn't attack or hate fat people, I simply am not defending their lifestyle, or saying that they're victims... once again. 4) I know what nepotism means. 5) How am I a prime example of Nepotism? Because my dad took the time to teach me, and I took the time to learn, the business? He may be giving me favoritism, but there ISN'T anybody who knows OUR BUSINESS like we do! I've spent my whole life growing up learning about it, and frankly, he can trust me more than anybody else to take good care of it. And I thought that families owning "small/family businesses" was a good, noble, American thing to do ANYway? ...Or are you one of those bitter Americans who wants to attack, detract, talk about, and steal from those who are more fortunate than you are? The Bible teaches us all to be glad with what we have... and since I'm risking my life to put my country first in the Military (army branch) BEFORE I work in the business... I don't see how you can complain! It's PEOPLE LIKE ME who keep america safe! So give it a rest!
wrestler_fml 0
and soccer 15, I'm a HIGH SCHOOL WRESTLER, which alone should tell anybody with common sense that I'm not fat. I have 6% bodyfat, and I'm not skinny either. Im pretty ripped. Oh, and I run a mile in 5:20, sprint a 4'7 40m, can do 23 pull-ups, squat 255, bench 185, do 400 sit-ups IN A ROW, 105 pushups in a row............ and I only weigh 147, im 5'8 so kiss my ass. I may brag, but that doesn't mean I'm conceited, I just do it to shut you haters up. If you weren't calling me FAT, I wouldn't HAVE to brag!
Sundown_fml 0
#35 and #36-- You guys are my heroes!! =] "I have 6% bodyfat, and I'm not skinny either. Im pretty ripped. Oh, and I run a mile in 5:20, sprint a 4'7 40m, can do 23 pull-ups, squat 255, bench 185, do 400 sit-ups IN A ROW, 105 pushups in a row............ and I only weigh 147, im 5'8" Ew!!!! Who says that? My goodness, I have never heard of ANYONE more arrogant and narcissistic! I can't believe that people like you even exist, it's downright disgusting! Good thing you're getting a job thanks to nepotism or you'd be forced to develop a personality (rather that simply spitting out physical attributes that you use to makes you think that you're in some way superior). #38, I also think it is weird that you would freak out over being called fat (what's the big deal?) by people who have never even met you-- and yet, you don't seem to mind that you are making yourself out to be narcissistic, cruel, ignorant, and yes, even lazy (do you ever leave the computer?) through your posts. If nothing else, please never ever reference the Lord in your hate speech. That is all. I hope to never suffer the misfortune of having to meet someone like yourself, wrestler. Have a nice day : )
kandy_fml 0
Hahah. You don't hate fat people? Is it just me or did you say they were lazy, ugly, and unintelligent? You also claimed that fat people need to stop being fat. I got news for you, big guy. It's not that simple. Diets don't work. And if being overweight is in your genes, it will be almost impossible to get rid of the weight. Stop acting like obesity is so black and white. Losing weight doesn't come as easily to others as it does to you. So please, please. Get over yourself. You're just making yourself look arrogant and idiotic the more you point out how great you are. If you talk about overweight people to your coworkers or friends the way you do online, then yes. You WILL get sued for discrimination if you don't watch your mouth and be careful who you talk to about it. Hispanics have nothing to do with it. We're talking about weight, not race. And actually yes, you talking about how many push ups you can do and how thin you are and how rich your dad is IS conceited. No one gives a damn. It's irrelevant.
dg72592_fml 0
my cousin did a summer at FIT she loved it. it's in NY. sorry lol random