Today, my flight was delayed 3 hours so I was scrolling through... - FML

By gracie511 - 29/01/2019 12:00

Today, my flight was delayed 3 hours so I was scrolling through my phone. Minding my own business, I was swiping through tinder and some guy behind me goes, “Ouch; hard no for that one?” And I turn around only to see the man I JUST swiped left on. FML.

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2020 15:00

Today, while on Grindr, I saw that this guy I'm friends with and have liked for a while now had messaged me. I got all excited, just for it to be a picture of him flipping me off. FML

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Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML

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By Kait - 19/06/2019 08:07 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I went on a Tinder date. Sort of. I got ready and went to the bar he'd chosen. I waited 15 minutes for him to show. We exchanged ”Hellos,” then he said he was going to grab a drink and walked off. He didn’t come back. Damn, was it the way I said, “Hello”? FML

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By PlaneGuy - 25/02/2017 01:00 - Reunion - Saint-denis

Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML

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Leviathene 34

Tuesday 29 January 2019 12:51

Bad luck OP, but in your defense, he shouldn't be looking over your shoulder. That's just creepy.

Gwengreen 6

Tuesday 29 January 2019 15:19

It would be more awkward and creepy if OP swept right and the guy said “surprise! I’m right here!”

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shady80 4

Wednesday 30 January 2019 23:43

unless you posted this months ago on other sights and under different name you are flat out lying. ive seen this story repeated numerous time

alycion 38

Thursday 31 January 2019 9:12

Back in the day, we had to reject people to their face all of the time. It sucked and was awkward. Sorry OP.

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