Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
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Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
Down in the dumps
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML
God laughs
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Plastered
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
Sometimes, they just do
Today, my girlfriend told me she was leaving me for another man. Devastated, I asked what he had that I didn't. Apparently, "a big penis and a stable job" mean more to her than two years of love and dedication. FML
More money, more problems
Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML
Standards
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
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bm_fml 0
Don't worry about her... You'll find a less stupid girl easily...
alex_vik 0
I'm sure you'll find someone intelligent.
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mustardduster 0
doctors hardly make anything you retards, kiosks are the way of the future, ****
nicoooface 0
i guess she wanted someone with money now, not a debt ridden medical student.
Elgnats 0
...and she's a retard.
Rehtaeh182 0
who the hell said he deserved this? morons... that's really screwed up. she'll learn the hard way just like we all do...
Rehtaeh182 0
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000001 0
Wow. This isn't an FML for you. It's F her life, for sure. Now go meet someone better. You deserve it.
329329 0
She sounds like a gold digging bitch, and a stupid one at that. On the bright side Dr. you can do so much better! LOL
amkoverboard 0
stupid bitches like that are commonly found, my first gf broke up with me cuz she wanted someone who could provide for her and who had ambition for the future, apparantly her idea of ambition was dating a pot head who wanted to skate, while i was in a band and waiting to go to culinary school, and to top it all off, she was ****** 16 when she told me this, my question to her was "how the **** do you expect me to do something while im still a sophomore?!" and she said what every other dumb bitch who is 16 says "i dont know what i want". bitches be wyldin'.
jsmith1199 4
****** bitches man... call her and tell her she should get tested
marisssax3 0
ouch, sorry to hear about that. you deserve way better