Today, my financial troubles got so bad, I contemplated visiting a friend simply so I could swipe their deodorant. FML
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Today, my financial situation is so dire that I tried to steal toilet paper from work. I got caught. FML
Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Today, I was standing in the gas station, pulling out my wallet to pay the $100 of gas I just filled my car with. I opened my wallet and found a note saying "borrowed money for food". FML
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML
Today, I'm so broke, I resorted to breaking into my old apartment complex to do my laundry in the basement for free. FML
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
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Top comments
natheitz 23
You could try getting a job getting shot at with paintballs for 6 hours
Jemm_fml 29
Please don't steal. Asking for help is a much better option. Better to borrow or even beg.
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Comments (85)
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Don't do it, that idea stinks.
150493x 29
So did that joke
jannatanelle 5
so im curious if you mean swipe like steal or swipe like apply some to your body?? either way that's pretty gross desperate times call for desperate measures but you need to find a better way to not smell... I heard lemons/baking soda work well as homemade deo
whyisitme12 19
Desperate times cause for desperate measures.
KushCrushin89 10
Calls*
Kkkdawg 27
Call*
DannyGuerrero 9
*call
dRpRdP 8
deodorant comes after food nd is not a necessity for life.. better search for a job instead of getting into stealing.. good luck from my side..
kayteakay 26
If you show up at work consistently smelling like B.O. eventually you'll be out of a job.
dRpRdP 8
greatt thinking u have.. if he gets job then he can get himself more than a deodorant..
kayteakay 26
You're assuming he doesn't work. Having a job doesn't mean you don't have money troubles.
dRpRdP 8
no i dont think he's into any job.. only job he's doing is stealing..
threer 30
She* >______>
kayteakay 26
Damn. *She.
kayteakay 26
Damn, I didn't look closely at OP's gender.
isabellasimone 18
Everything will be okay! And I'm sure your friend would understand and probably even buy you some deodorant if you just explained your financial situation.
sunnyray812 42
It would be nicer to ask. I bet your friend would help you out there.
mamaems 8
you poor thing! I'll send you some
skitsmuffin 6
What a dick.
thatdangmexican 18
Times are tough, OP. Hang on a bit more, it will get better.
Butwhymeagain 12
omg I just moderated this!! :')