Today, my fiancée broke up with me because of an argument about a printer. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Get out while you still can
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Too late
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML
Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML
Today, my fiancée broke off our engagement. For some bizarre reason, she'd hidden a pair of expensive boots and her iPad underneath our ride-on mower. I turned the mower on and destroyed both without realizing it. According to her, the fault is all mine. FML
Flimsy excuse
Today, my fiancee broke up with me, all because I told her I couldn't install a home security system, fix a camera, and entertain her son in the hour before I went to work. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML
Sketchy
Today, my fiancé broke up with me, because he was mad I was worried about him due to him not answering me for ten hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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jokeson_me 3
more than likely he is gettin cold feet about marriage and was lookin for any little reason to break up...FYL for dating a bitch
ActionManly 11
I guess you should've read the FINE-PRINT on your relationship then! (No. I will never stop.)
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Comments (107)
carly426 0
youu guys must fight alot
ravealltheway 0
he broke up with probably cuz of the way you are wen u guys argue, must be something u repeatedly do/say that pisses him off. it's got nothing to do wit the printer
DjeePee 25
Yeah, printers are sent from hell.
greendell_1 0
maybe he broke up with you because you, being a woman, probably started the stupid argument and he realized how crazy you actually are. harsh. but he's not cheating... women only tell other women that he's probably cheating to cover how crazy they really are.
batman8 0
it was a color thing wasn't it??
annanonomus 0
When men start to argue with you about something so stupid, (this applies to men about women as well) they're more than likely looking for an excuse to: (1) leave you, (2) cheat on you without feeling guilty, (3) have a bad temper, (4) or just plain immature. Look on the bright side, at least you found out what kind of person he is before you got married.
ShadowPunkChick 1
If you are arguing over something small like a printer, i don't care who started that argument, that relationship wasn't going to last anyway.
Femtrooper 0
A) Its his time of the month (it happens I swear) or B) He's been looking for an excuse to break up with you for awhile. Either way, I'm sorry :( *hugs* *passes the ice cream*
allenrotstein 0
your photo scares the hell out of me..
Femtrooper 0
O.o Why for?
LoNeWoLf2012 0
did the printer have paper? Lol
dannyswin 0
if it was about a printer he'll realize it was dumb and come back
Anaxes 5
Only if he loses the printer.