T.T
New Zealand
Today, my fiancée broke up with me because of an argument about a printer. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Bullet dodged
United Kingdom
Get out while you still can
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
lynxstorm
United States
Too late
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML
Wow. Really?
Columbus, United States
Today, my fiancée broke off our engagement. For some bizarre reason, she'd hidden a pair of expensive boots and her iPad underneath our ride-on mower. I turned the mower on and destroyed both without realizing it. According to her, the fault is all mine. FML
Anonymous
Prague, Czechia
Flimsy excuse
Today, my fiancee broke up with me, all because I told her I couldn't install a home security system, fix a camera, and entertain her son in the hour before I went to work. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Anonymous
Trondheim, Norway
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML
Jen
Sketchy
Today, my fiancé broke up with me, because he was mad I was worried about him due to him not answering me for ten hours. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Top comments
jokeson_me 3
more than likely he is gettin cold feet about marriage and was lookin for any little reason to break up...FYL for dating a bitch
ActionManly 11
I guess you should've read the FINE-PRINT on your relationship then! (No. I will never stop.)
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Comments (107)
LemonpartyIsSexy 0
you might just have to "print" all of the pics of his microscopic **** and send it to every women hes ever liked :D
FFML_314 12
No.
LemonpartyIsSexy 0
yes women. back when I was a lad you had about as many rights as them Negro Americans. so....suck on my peepee which works fine even in my advanced age and is 32 feet wide.
SwagaasauR 0
this wouldn't have happened if you were in the kitchen.....
Doortje 30
I bet the printer is laughing real hard right now.
iamchuck 0
No he didn't. He broke up with you because there is another girl. He just used the argument as an excuse so you wouldn't know about the other girl. He was trying to spare your feelings. Such a good guy, too bad you couldn't hold on to him.
iamepiclee 3
wow he was clearly cheating on you or SOMETHING bc clearly he broke up with u for nonsense crap, fyl plz!
btstig 11
CLEARLY!!!!
iamepiclee 3
sorry he/she we don't know wat gender the op, but true true to some of the above comments :)
Sweetest_Cherry 0
Take it as a blessing hunny!
natural711 6
lame
Jimboom 12
Do you really thINK that a printer was all the argument was about? Could you not tell from the TONE of his voice and that he reFUSEd to give in that there was something deeper going on there? No? Well next time remember to refill the paper tray! :-P
ScaryyMary 14
Once he found out OP was an HP fan, it was all downhill from there...