T.T
New Zealand
Today, my fiancée broke up with me because of an argument about a printer. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Bullet dodged
United Kingdom
Get out while you still can
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
lynxstorm
United States
Too late
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML
Wow. Really?
Columbus, United States
Today, my fiancée broke off our engagement. For some bizarre reason, she'd hidden a pair of expensive boots and her iPad underneath our ride-on mower. I turned the mower on and destroyed both without realizing it. According to her, the fault is all mine. FML
Anonymous
Prague, Czechia
Flimsy excuse
Today, my fiancee broke up with me, all because I told her I couldn't install a home security system, fix a camera, and entertain her son in the hour before I went to work. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Anonymous
Trondheim, Norway
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML
Jen
Sketchy
Today, my fiancé broke up with me, because he was mad I was worried about him due to him not answering me for ten hours. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Top comments
jokeson_me 3
more than likely he is gettin cold feet about marriage and was lookin for any little reason to break up...FYL for dating a bitch
ActionManly 11
I guess you should've read the FINE-PRINT on your relationship then! (No. I will never stop.)
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Comments (107)
fuck_you_too 0
you must have had such a strong, thriving one before that... You have probably taken on an unshapely form since you two first started dating... He realized you were no longer satisfying innate sexual desires because he feels like having sex with you is like having sex with a manatee. He sought out cheap, bottom shelf ******, had a drunken, drug ridden night and proposed to one of them and, as so, decided to pick any trifle to break up with you
aenemadreamer 0
op is a lesbian folks. no wonder they broke up for that reason...girls and their cat fights.
choiboy118 0
hahaha ydi. NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN. when ur right ur wrong, when ur wrong ur wrong, and when u say otherwise u end up alone. fact of life
lanababee 0
If she wasn't ready to fight over a printer, then she wasn't ready to get married. You deal with that kind of crap in your marriage, so don't spend time crying over her. She wasn't the one for you.
Anteezy 7
His feet were cold.
xoxomylifesucks 0
hi mom its nin.
ken12317 7
should have seen that coming
dianaalove 0
are you kidding?! wow. really maturee..
Albarufus 13
Ah the printer fight, no relationship has survived it yet.
DarthVader77 9
Unless you wanted to marry a girl, he was your "fiancé". Hate me all you want, but this is correct