Today, my father tripped over the dog and hit a wall. He was so convinced his arm was broken that we waited for 3 hours in emergency to find out he had a bruise. FML
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Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML
Today, I fell going down the stairs and hit my head on the wall. My parents came frantically running to my side, but only to make sure I hadn't damaged the wall. FML
Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I had whiplash after my dad and I were rear ended by a suburban. Despite the state trooper saying I should go, my dad delayed taking me to the ER because he wanted to pick up the dog from "doggy daycare" and take her for a nice long walk, while I waited for my mom to come home. FML
Today, I heard my dad screaming in the hallway. Thinking he was having a heart attack I ran to the hall without looking where I was going. I slipped and slid towards my dad in what turned out to be a mass quantity of diarrhea from one of my two dogs. He was screaming because he stepped in it. FML
Today, I tripped over a dog and broke my elbow. I'm stuck dogsitting for the rest of the weekend and he won't stop jumping up at my broken arm. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML
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Top comments
rugby_lover09 13
He only had to wait 3 hours?! That is not a long emergency wait, it could have been worse (I had to wait 12 hours when I broke my ankle).
kost4060 14
No offence but your dad is a drama queen
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Comments (58)
MRP360 14
nothing wrong with it imo. I cry for 20 minutes when I stub my toe
clemsi 20
I can see doing that...The only pain worse then stubbing your toe is stepping on a lego block
Onyxdragon 9
the dad is way melodramatic
onlychildFTW 34
Yes there's something wrong with it. The OP is from canada, one of the drains on the medical budget is people going to hospitals for no reason. Like what OP posted. A bruise, seriously? It just uses up money and time from other people with real problems. Like real broken bones etc.
clemsi 20
I ment I agreed with 12 that subbing your toe brings tears to your eyes and there's nothing wrong with it
Mightytall 35
Imagination is a powerful thing. I've seen the same thing a couple times before. And when the X-RAY is there that shows not even a hairline fracture the pain also instantly stops.
junkman6 22
"Dad, rub some dirt on it."
knippy 9
Did he bruise the bone or just the skin? Because I will tell you right now bone bruises hurt like a mother and I don't blame him.
Liiiiiiiiike 15
Dads... When will they ever learn. Tripping over dogs and s***.
ShitNotAgainn 13
Today, I was the first person to say, you deserved it, greatest day ever. FML
Dodge4x4Ram 46
your the man of the house now by default
vividpictures 17
Your dad just might be a bit of a drama queen.
chaosmanfun 7
Try waiting 6 hours with your arm snapped in two and bone almost poking through the skin then come talk to me.
mister_icicle 17
Parents be trippin'. Literally. I only enjoy waiting rooms that carry obsolete National Geographic.