Today, my father described me as "the sort of sucker women marry then cheat on all the time." My mother agreed with him. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, my father lectured me for dating a man with "no future", even though he's entering a PhD program next year at a top university. Meanwhile, my dad's last relationship was with a 20-year-old hooker who ended up stealing his credit cards. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking every relationship I've had since junior high because ''no one is good enough for her little girl''. FML
Today, my mother described what her ideal daughter-in-law should be like. Halfway through her description, fishing for some compliments, I told her that such a girl would be way above my league. She sighed and emphatically agreed. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that in the past, my mother has paid or outright threatened my girlfriends into breaking up with me, because they were, "unsuitable trash not fit to be the mothers of my future grand babies." This explains why I’m 47 and have never married or had children. FML
Today, I overheard my dad telling my mum that the only way I'm ever going to get into a relationship is if I "pose as a woman and con some gullible bastard online." He's probably right. FML
Today, after getting into an argument with my dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML
Today, I realized my dad was right about everything: the hot guy who was attractive because my dad hated him so much really was a scumbag. I found out after he got me pregnant, vanished, and then learned that he also got my sister and cousin pregnant. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me that we could keep dating, but he doesn’t see a future with me because I’m not a good submissive woman like his mother. His mother who’s been married four times for cheating on all her husbands. Yeah, good woman indeed. FML
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Top comments
paigexox0 37
Dont listen to them OP, you'll find a good girl who will (hopefully) treat you great.
ComoEsJuan 24
Tell them that you're the sort of sucker that throws both of his parents into separate old folks homes.
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Comments (63)
tdawg91 17
Tell them that those "suckers" also let their wives choose their parents care homes......
james98e 15
Not the people to write a book on parenting
martin8337 36
Then stop getting married? Just have sex with them and that's it.
Fishin_for_Coins 7
Shots fired OP, shots fired.
albertozeta_fml 9
Is it false at least?
rogerover 19
Read the way of the superior man. And go to therationalmale.com
To_Die_For 7
Not sure why they said this. But never ever settle for a cheater even while married to them. No one deserves that crap.
GenH2105 14
Don't worry OP. My husband is like you and I've always been a loyal and caring woman who was mistreated by my ex-boyfriends....when we finally found each other, we were a perfect match. It *does* happen and the right kind of girl for you is out there - it just takes time (and unfortunately, some heartache, but this will also make you a stronger person).
ohSNAPyall 27
My mama told me: You better shop around.
ponch12 3
guess your dad doesn't think you take after him