Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML
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Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year-old son answered the door and when he saw me said, "Oh great, it's YOU!" and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I opened the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML
Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML
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Top comments
ronton 4
Well caroling is pretty annoying! Maybe they didn't like your harmonies.
every1luvsboners 11
No one wants to hear you sing, but they'll listen if you give them a couple beers and a pizza.
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Comments (243)
btstig 11
You should have promptly peed on their welcome mat. As a family.
yogamaster9000 0
YDI for assuming everyone's a Christian.
THE_A_TEEN 28
What the ****?? The FML doesn't state anything religious. Carolling does not mean that you assume everyone is a christian. Quit being such a judgemental prick and grow up.
xoxPatrina 8
What makes you think its okay to just sing to people for Christmas.... It's annoying, duh.
angrystare 6
Maybe their jewish
redbluegreen 41
... cat got offended?
grizz11 0
Definitely Al Qaida and you interfered with their planning and bomb making. Beware! They know where you live
Calyx_fml 22
Maybe they're satanists and ain't appreciate your sanctimoneous prostletizing.
sharktat2 10
I would of invited you and your family over for hot cocoa.
AdrianEC 15
YDI so much. Now your neighbors think that your family are a bunch of extremely clingy, perky people that annoy the hell out of everyone. Next time, think about first impressions.
bbgirlXD 6
I'm just picturing Flanders family right now lol
annihil8or 15
Ask them first. Respect their privacy in that sense then eventually they'll open.
cookiemonsterr91 4
most people don't like to be bothered by carolers :/