Today, my eye started hurting with unbelievable pain. I couldn't see out of it and I asked my father if he would take me to the hospital, since it was hurting so bad. He said he had to wait for the pizza he ordered for delivery. I had to call a cab to go to the emergency room because of pizza. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dislocated my shoulder. I was screaming and writhing in pain, and my eyes were shut for most of the ride to the hospital. We stopped, and I was thrilled because I thought we were at the ER. I was wrong. My dad had stopped to order a cheeseburger. FML
Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents said they couldn't take me to the ER until the football game on TV was over. FML
Today, I was passing a kidney stone. I had to go to the ER but had no one to take me, so I drove myself. They made me wait 3 hours because it was suspicious that someone in "so much pain" could drive. It was the largest stone that doctor had seen in his career. FML
Today I got a call from my daughter's school, because she claimed that she couldn't see out of her right eye. I panicked and went to pick her up. On the way to the emergency room, she turns to me and says, "I'm fine. I didn't want to take a test." FML
Today, I was waiting for my pizza delivery, which I had foolishly chosen to arrive at 5pm in the middle of rush hour. The pizza was roughly 30 minutes late due to this and I was so happy to get my pizza, I tried to help get the pizza out of the warming bag and somehow caused the delivery guy to drop his smartphone. FML
Today, I woke up with chest pain. It hurt just to breathe, but my parents made me go to school anyway. We're now sitting in the emergency room. FML
Today, I had to go to the emergency room in the middle of the night. Even though they know I don't have any money, let alone shoes on my feet, my parents have decided it's far too much trouble to come pick me up because we're on vacation and they want to have fun. FML
Today, because of the gas crisis in my state, we had to stop taking delivers at the pizza place I work at. Someone asked if we could walk it to them. My manager agreed. FML
Today, I had to go to the emergency room with vision problems. The nurse was helping my mom fill out the paperwork. When asked for her employer, my mom started trying to sell the nurse Aflac, and got into a serious 10 minute conversation about it, all while I'm going blind in my left eye. FML
Today, I hurt my arm in a scooter accident. When my dad came to pick me up, instead of taking me to the hospital like a normal dad, he took me directly home where he spent a hour shaving and taking a shower so he would "look nice" when we went to the hospital, while I clutched my arm in pain. FML
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_Skies 0
Hah, what a great dad! Always looking out for his ki.... wait, did you say pizza?
slipkid 0
wow that's not cool :/
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Comments (87)
fallenarchangel 0
Wow the worst dad award goes to....
skalman_sthlm 0
I hope you atleast got to taste the pizza later.
forrese 0
Is your eye ok atleast?
livingdeath 0
I think people who hate western civilisation go on this website just to vote YDI on stories such as these.
bb1_00 0
that sucks fyl .... :(
AshleyRose784 0
wow, I hope your eye is ok
zbxstraightx 0
well your gonna be sittin in the ER for a long time. might as well have pizza to speed it up.
akiro525 3
your dad is a ******* idiot. simple as that.
Syn_fml 0
In all fairness, if he ordered a pizza, he can't just leave the delivery guy hanging. Not saying your dad was in the right, but still.
wut_fml 0
I'm sure the delivery guy would have left after no one answered the door. The dad could have just gone to the pizza place later to pay for it. Not a big deal. I'm sure any decent person would be understanding of a medical emergency.
therealmike 0
Imagine this scenario. Dad says, "Let's go, right now." Dad then thinks of the poor pizza delivery guy. Dad hands cell phone to kid, "Can you still work the phone?" Kid says yes. Dad says, "Here's the number of the pizza place, call and tell them we had a medical emergency, nobody will be home to accept the pizza, and I'll come pay for their trouble after we're done at the hospital." I swear, half the people on this site have no clue what "resourcefulness" even means. I guess life just happens to you morons, and you let it trample over you however it likes.
Syn_fml 0
Nah. They should have just had the pizza guy deliver the pizza to the hospital.
CykoX 0
Well... what kind of pizza was it?