Today, my extremely overweight roommate decided to not only be a nudist, but also to get in shape for his new lifestyle. He's been doing naked lunges in our room for the last twenty minutes. FML
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Today, my flatmate has gotten so obese that she's breaking through the solid wood floors just by walking barefoot. She refuses to diet, and we're never getting our deposit back on this place. FML
Today, an obese man decided it was okay to share a urinal with me. FML
Today, I decided to do naked yoga in my lounge room, as I always do. Later, I found a note on my front door saying "Keep doing what you're doing". FML
Today, I was watching my dog via security camera live feed, when my roommate came in completely naked to make breakfast for himself. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "Weighing my testicles… you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer." I'm a girl. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML
Today, I finally started exercising. I'm a rather obese person and I'm super pumped up to finally get off my lazy butt and lose some weight. Locking myself in my room, I first started with a very simple exercise: jumping jacks. I farted each time I jumped. I jumped 10 times. FML
Today, my ex and I both go to the same gym because we're too stubborn to change our membership. He's not being a creeper, but he's dropped over fifty pounds and all the girls there keep talking about how hot he's gotten. It's really awkward when we're in a class together. FML
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brittanyrmh_ 12
Well, on the bright side, think about what he'll look like when he loses weight!
Jeffo193 13
Leave candles all over the place.
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Comments (99)
Kyo22 5
There are things in this world you cant unsee bro EVERY!!!!!!
Sonotsuave 37
Dude, he's your roommate. That means its YOUR place, too. Get an iron boot and kick his naked ass until he agrees to stop being such a creep, then bury the boot. Or just threaten to take pictures and send them to every girl you know.
scoobysmith44 9
Punch him in the scrote and tell him to GTFO!
Niamhhhh 10
Would you not leave the room, no? I really do feel sorry for you though
JDII 3
Just let him know that suddenly you absolutely friggen adore nature, and thus don't believe in man made heat scources anymore. Wear a nice thick jacket and.... he'll be naked.
jayzyone 4
I'm psychic, I see a new Female roommate in your near future.
thek8t 3
Why don't u ask him to stop? Honestly 90% of fold can be fixed by just talking. Ydi
id4l 8
he's a guy your a girl what is the problem
worldclassrager 41
Him being the opposite sex might make this more awkward...is there anyway you can suggest some sort of clothing?
elmateo_fml 9
Instead of complaining about this tell him up front that you don't want him to be naked but that you support his choice to be in shape. At least he's trying to better himself, and all these people can do is joke at his expense.