By chocochoco - 24/03/2014 03:40 - United States - Auburn

Today, my drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitled "Chocolate Men". FML
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Same thing different taste

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Please follow up and publish it here!

Are you the same OP that wrote "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" for their essay?

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The truth always comes out when people drink. Racist pig.

Rainhawk94 27

Drunk thoughts are often sober thoughts with out a filter.

That sounds sexual not racist. People use to call my ex a chocolate covered white boy. He'd laugh about it because they were friends. And at least you're expressing your creativity. I haven't written a poem in five years. At least I know bukowski took a ten year hiatus.

maybe it is not racist, maybe you want to eat them :-) - the non- canabal way :-)

You should definitely follow up with a link to said poem, lol I think we all wanna read it!

Asstarotte 7

Well people do different things when drunk... Some tell and break things, some streak, some just sleep it off at home, and then there are the few who write racist poems. At least you know you have poetic talent hidden deep inside you, just choose a different topic next time OP :)

4 pages!? That's one long-ass poem! Please do publish it here - at least an excerpt if it's too long. It sounds like it'd be hilarious!