Animals: Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened...

By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By notmyrealname123 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML

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Thow it!

By Ethan - 09/03/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I was having a conversation with a friend at the park when my dog ran up to me with something in his mouth. I thought it was a stick. I bent down to take it, only to realize it was a dead squirrel. My dog just stared at me, tongue lolling, like, “It’s a stick, throw it.” FML

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By RENThead - 13/09/2015 19:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML

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By psh_idontbite - 13/03/2015 03:55 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML

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By nick - 18/05/2012 07:22 - United States

Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying, "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

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By Raven - 31/12/2016 17:24 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML

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By Yo mom - 27/12/2011 07:12 - United States

Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML

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By Buyingagun - 08/04/2020 05:00

Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML

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StupidBunnySuit 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 9:34

Chihuahuas don't really look like squirrels. Giant demon rats, on the other hand...

xxxxshanexxxx 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 9:33

SQUIRREL!!!!

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AnaCristina_fml 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 11:44

oh my god :( :( :( thats soo sad :(

bratbat 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 13:34

Wow. I hope you told your neighbors. And to the commenters... Most of you are idiots who obviously should NOT be allowed to have pets.

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Monday 18 April 2011 8:33

No 39, you are the ********... squirrels have long bushy tails that curl up... Chihuahuas don't ... and 41- is that a light saber you were sleeping with??? WTF does dam or damn have to do with liking women?? Maybe you're upset I like chics? Poor grammer nazi!

HI_IH 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 16:20

That is a squirrel.

bryce2552 4

Tuesday 10 May 2011 5:34

JUSTICE!

lamAzn 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 10:25

Aren't you from Toy Story..? Sid.

cheesey923 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 17:32

it's ok chihuahas aren't dogs anyways, a congrats is in order for your real dog

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wednesday 28 September 2011 6:47

YDI for not checking to see if it was actually a squirrel first. Especially if you knew your neighbors had such a small dog that resembles a squirrel.