Today, my doctor asked me to undo my bra so he could check my breathing without the straps restricting my lungs, I got home and told my friends how awkward it was. Not one of them has had this happen to them before. We all go to the same doctor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, while getting a breast exam for some suspicious lumps, I was lying on the table with my boobs exposed and I learned my doctor is afraid of wasps. I had to chase the wasp out whilst topless. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML
Today, I was at the doctor's getting a pap smear and she asked if it was alright if a doctor in training could come in to observe. I was already laying on the table with my feet in the stirrups, so everything was in plain sight. When the man came in to observe, I looked up to see my brother-in-law. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, while sitting at my desk at work, a co-worker asked for my help. It was only after I had walked over to his desk, bent over, answered his question, and walked back to my stall, that I felt a breeze. My tube top had slid down across my breasts, revealing my bra to the entire office. FML
Today, I told the doctor that one of my ribs sticks out farther than the other. When I lifted my shirt to show him, he immediately laughed and said, "Whoa, that's not subtle is it!" As if I wasn't already insecure about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to visit his grandparents. Everything went well, until his grandmother approached me and asked me if I wanted to try some of her old bras. I didn't want to be rude, so I went with her. Most awkward moment of my life. FML
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flashback.miss 28
just creepy. change doctors and take appropriate action.
Benchyface 11
Considered that maybe your bra was tighter than your friends? Don't always jump to the worst conclusion.
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Comments (131)
bluerhhajfk 17
Sounds like he's been diagnosed with the love bug!
FrankHotpants 31
I'm pretty sure this man has seen his share of boobs and could care less. Or he could in fact just be trying to be creepy.
CrissyyyS2 22
It's not like he pulled your shirt up and made you flash him or something.
BurnInDemonFire 39
At least you know you're the prettiest one in your group.
laurenasabutton 26
Maybe not one of them has gone to the doctor because of an issue that required it? This FML needs more detail. If you went in with a chest infection or something, I think this is completely understandable.
lou_knee 6
The OP's nick is chestycough, so yes I think it was likely that she needed a resp exam.
000lizzy000 13
YDI. For thinking it was normal practice, switch Dr.'s :)
pdp_fml 21
Ask for his female nurse or assistant to sit in on the exam if you feel uncomfortable next time.
perdix 31
You just might be the only one who wears such a tight bra. On the other hand, you might have the prettiest ******* and he just had to see them! You should be happy to have medically-approved boobs ;)
hverbo 2
I study medicine and we've learnt to ask the patient to take her bra off. It's much easier to listen and there are less distractive sounds. Most doctors don't do it, except with lung issues when they want to hear everything as clear as possible.
jnanderson 16
How Is this **** Worst case scenario, OP has nice jugs That's irl, not ****