Kids: Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst...

By Margo - 15/11/2011 15:16 - United States

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

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sandergtf 4

Tuesday 15 November 2011 19:03

if you pressure her and ask too much YDI

CoconutSoup 5

Tuesday 15 November 2011 19:03

LOL! Stop being so pushy!

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joecartoon2 2

Saturday 26 November 2011 4:41

Wow i wanna learn that trick

Samuraixman 3

Saturday 3 December 2011 21:29

thats actually very smart but evil

Love_that_panda 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 23:34

Brilient! xD

Alyssamarie23 3

Friday 9 December 2011 0:02

Win.

chubby_choco 17

Monday 23 January 2012 21:47

Maybe she's hinting that she's sick of you asking?

Haha_no_123 11

Saturday 11 February 2012 20:37

Your daughter-in-law is smart and your grandson is awesome. HE CAN CRY ON CUE

razzl3erry 6

Thursday 16 February 2012 14:25

YDI. It's none of your damn business! Stop asking.

merser 7

Saturday 12 May 2012 23:36

smart!!

klovely22 13

Wednesday 1 August 2012 5:57

I've seen this somewhere else. Not on Fml.

jennuhm 4

Thursday 17 January 2013 8:15

GOOD! Let her do what she wants with her life, you had your chance...nosy

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