Love: Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind...

By Anonymous - 14/06/2013 00:30 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, my dad was teasing me, saying a guy would have to be blind to go on a date with me. I then introduced him to my new, visually impaired boyfriend. He hasn't stopped laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By aru9 - 12/09/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML

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By hitnmiss66 - 28/05/2012 00:31 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad turns around and says he was expecting him to have a guide dog. This is why I don't have much confidence in myself. FML

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By dateless - 21/09/2012 11:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML

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Nice guy

By fiercehawk - 18/02/2014 05:45 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML

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By nacho - 24/01/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML

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By Anon - 04/08/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2023 12:00

Today, a blind guy asked me out, but since I'm already in a relationship I politely declined, saying, "Sorry, I'm already seeing someone." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2013 20:13 - United States - Rochester

Today, I finally told my father that I was picked on at college all this year over my hearing disability. When I told him one of the jokes they made about me, he burst out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. FML

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Friday 14 June 2013 11:12

I bet he was blindsided by that!

lachy15 15

Friday 14 June 2013 11:13

Well you can see how he finds it funny, even if he was only joking about it originally.

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MGITSWFTC 17

Friday 14 June 2013 11:29

Your dad is ******* clairvoyant. Can he read my fortune for me please?

noelasis94 18

Friday 14 June 2013 11:29

Nothing like a father giving some love and support to his lovely daughter.

enamis 3

Friday 14 June 2013 11:31

I feel for you OP, but you have to admit, that was funny

jonha21 11

Friday 14 June 2013 11:34

Your dad must be Ugly

vehementbitch 4

Friday 14 June 2013 18:51

What?

jonha21 11

Friday 14 June 2013 22:03

You heard me Did I stutter -.-

TheElBurrrito 21

Friday 14 June 2013 22:10

I think he read your stutter. Duh!

MilkyFilmz 26

Saturday 15 June 2013 0:51

You can't read stutters..

SweetJTBR 22

Friday 14 June 2013 11:37

Your dad is a douchemuffin, but you gotta admit that was hilarious! X3

MilkyFilmz 26

Saturday 15 June 2013 0:50

Not really

ash268 18

Friday 14 June 2013 11:47

Horrible dad

pfft123 14

Friday 14 June 2013 12:19

Lol... I guess the laugh was to be expected. Sorry about that OP!

Kuhu1993 21

Friday 14 June 2013 12:40

Neither have I. :P

Dave_Davington 33

Friday 14 June 2013 13:17

You have to admit, that is pretty funny.

avapaige1234 19

Friday 14 June 2013 13:33

Because when he said "blind", he didn't mean it literally. Lol FYL

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