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By LuckySperm - 12/08/2011 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML

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By davidh5012 - 27/11/2011 21:41 - United States

Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML

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By TMI - 04/06/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I had the misfortune of being left alone with my dad. He took it as an opportunity to tell me in detail all about his recent vasectomy, and the complications the surgeon had due to the scar tissue on my dad's testicles. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 21:29 - United States - Toledo

Today, I went to a Father's Day lunch with my dad and his fiancée. He suddenly began to describe, in detail, the vasectomy he'd just had, and that I shouldn't be expecting any new siblings any time soon. Thanks for the mental image, Dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out that the reason I hadn't gotten pregnant yet was because my husband had a vasectomy after the birth of his son. He even had the nerve to continously tell me, "it'll happen soon, baby" and let me believe we were trying. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 18:18 - United States

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2016 14:51 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy several years ago. I've been faithful the whole time, but he wouldn't believe me, even after I showed him that vasectomies can reverse themselves. FML

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By Star_Wars_Lover - 26/04/2016 15:34 - United States - Dallas

Today, my husband got a vasectomy. My mother-in-law is extremely upset that he only gave her one grandson. Guess my other son doesn't count. FML

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By Totallyscrewed - 10/02/2013 05:17 - United States - Stroudsburg

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 23:00 - Canada

Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML

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chickenwalrus 14

Friday 12 August 2011 18:49

"Lucky Sperm" haha good name

seeunexttuesdays 6

Friday 12 August 2011 18:49

Accidents don't normally happen that way o.o you're a unique accident! :D

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grapist 0

Friday 12 August 2011 20:11

Why are you complaining? If that didn't happen you would be dead.

1958x 6

Friday 12 August 2011 20:11

A lot of people are accidents. I was one. Doesn't mean your parents don't love you all the same.

Anglwrfish 17

Friday 12 August 2011 20:19

Are you sure you're his kid?

Wh0res 4

Friday 12 August 2011 20:20

sue the doctor! (:

DaniBee420 6

Friday 12 August 2011 20:20

Something happened to my bf. And I'm sure glad he was born :)

Oreogasm 5

Friday 12 August 2011 20:28

My mom told me that I was conceived only due to my older brother's poor health as a child.

gckrazj 7

Friday 12 August 2011 20:34

Same exact thing happened with me.

ThisRandomChild 0

Friday 12 August 2011 20:34

Either that, or the mail man was sort of hot...

spez8 2

Friday 12 August 2011 20:49

He's not your real father and your mom is a cheat!!!!

angi71 4

Friday 12 August 2011 21:10

YDI! It's not 100percent effective you know!

gary12 0

Friday 12 August 2011 21:00

sure that's your real dad

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