Miscellaneous: Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't...

By Anonymous - 16/07/2012 00:12 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 959

You deserved it 2 245

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Great talk, Dad

By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 14:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad walked in to talk. He said I'm not the son he'd hoped for, and that he'd been let down as a father. He said I should change the way I am so that he could love me more. It was the longest conversation I've had with my dad in years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 173

You deserved it 154

By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Twinsburg

Today, I was pulled aside by my father's new wife and told, "You're not your dad's favorite anymore and you need to stop acting like it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 459

You deserved it 625

Welcome home!

By Still Waiting - 16/08/2016 18:54 - United States - Wenatchee

Today, I had an appointment. After 2 hours of waiting in the sun, my mom finally picked me up and lectured me on how irresponsible my dad was for not communicating with her. Not 5 minutes after I got home, my dad showed up and gave me the same exact lecture about my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 875

You deserved it 1 008

Nice to know

By rejectedson - 15/10/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 654

You deserved it 2 251

Angry man

By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 00:00 - United States - Camden Wyoming

Today, I learned that now that my mom is dead, and my dad doesn't need my emotional support during her illness anymore, he's going to go back to insulting me every time he talks to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 007

You deserved it 69

Are you kidding me?

By The nice guy finishing Last - 27/03/2017 12:00

Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 162

You deserved it 231

By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:14 - United States - Bronx

Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 520

You deserved it 3 626

By idonteven - 12/08/2013 20:04 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 025

You deserved it 4 472

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk

By TrashlifeKaylala - 10/07/2019 00:01

Today, my father once again sat me and my boyfriend of a year down to have another "talk." These "talks" are always something negative against our relationship, and how it’s not up to his standards. We’ve explained numerous times why he’s wrong. My father is about to make me single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 861

You deserved it 179

By bestgirlfriend - 03/09/2015 23:31 - United Kingdom - Stockton-on-tees

Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 137

You deserved it 7 374

jkmartinjk 16

Monday 16 July 2012 9:00

I believe we're missing a crucial piece of information here.

CareFace 16

Monday 16 July 2012 9:09

The milkman.

Comments

LuminousKing 7

Monday 16 July 2012 9:25

Your dad is a ninja that knows magic on how to disown children

mrmerino 0

Monday 16 July 2012 9:25

This is fairly interpretable. So were you adopted, is your mom a bit loose, is your dad becoming a woman, or was he a woman before?

JustStella 28

Monday 16 July 2012 23:26

That's what I'm thinking. I wish OP can come clarify. Cliff hangers suck.

ohrlly7457 7

Monday 16 July 2012 9:29

I now having your dad change sexes is hard dont worry bout it man.

rcgirl2 11

Monday 16 July 2012 9:38

So he just said,"I'm not your father anymore." and walked off?

NomNomCookie 6

Monday 16 July 2012 9:39

Well, at least you know you still have a real mom.

white16sox 19

Monday 16 July 2012 14:42

And you know that how?

lexiieeex3 32

Monday 16 July 2012 9:39

That really sucks I'm so sorry :/

holeyman 8

Monday 16 July 2012 9:39

I was watching star wars today, and the same thing happened... But in the opposite order

cherry72 13

Monday 16 July 2012 9:52

How could anyone vote "you deserved it". That just sucks! I feel bad for OP:(

missrobynxx 3

Monday 16 July 2012 10:04

I also vote Maury lol

vactoriobxtchh 0

Tuesday 17 July 2012 12:07

Maury is for people who don't know who the dad is..

RockstarRN 10

Monday 16 July 2012 10:07

If he raised you and you called him dad, then he IS still your dad.

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I agree, your life sucks 34 122

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Today, after a year of staying at home, I finally went out. I had a panic attack and couldn't breathe, so my mum decided to scream at me and slap me so I'd become "normal". FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 090

You deserved it 239

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I agree, your life sucks 1 070

You deserved it 92

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Same thing different taste

Great talk, Dad

Welcome home!

Nice to know

Angry man

Are you kidding me?

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk

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