Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Sydney, Australia
Great talk, Dad
Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad walked in to talk. He said I'm not the son he'd hoped for, and that he'd been let down as a father. He said I should change the way I am so that he could love me more. It was the longest conversation I've had with my dad in years. FML
Anonymous
Twinsburg, United States
Today, I was pulled aside by my father's new wife and told, "You're not your dad's favorite anymore and you need to stop acting like it." FML
Still Waiting
Wenatchee, United States
Welcome home!
Today, I had an appointment. After 2 hours of waiting in the sun, my mom finally picked me up and lectured me on how irresponsible my dad was for not communicating with her. Not 5 minutes after I got home, my dad showed up and gave me the same exact lecture about my mom. FML
rejectedson
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Nice to know
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Anonymous
Camden Wyoming, United States
Angry man
Today, I learned that now that my mom is dead, and my dad doesn't need my emotional support during her illness anymore, he's going to go back to insulting me every time he talks to me. FML
The nice guy finishing last
Are you kidding me?
Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML
Anonymous
Bronx, United States
Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML
idonteven
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML
TrashlifeKaylala
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk
Today, my father once again sat me and my boyfriend of a year down to have another "talk." These "talks" are always something negative against our relationship, and how it’s not up to his standards. We’ve explained numerous times why he’s wrong. My father is about to make me single. FML
Anonymous
Albuquerque, United States
Dementia?
Today, my dad called me a pussy and said I wasn't a real man, simply because I hugged and kissed my son and told him that I loved him. It gets even better though. My dad was openly affectionate and loving to me when I was a kid, then somewhere along the line, he became this horrible person. Can't go no contact. FML
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The milkman.
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hahasooo 2
this makes no sense. what do you mean?
Sanch101 7
I'm presuming either you are adopted or your mother had an affair and he is biologically not your father. Neither mean he is not your dad in the most important ways.
ktlnnmllr 4
The same thing happened to me.... I know it really sucks. The guy lived with me my whole live an turns out hes my step dad.. Sorry for u
Kat925 1
So basically he told you that he was not your real dad?? Or what was it??
MadMax8706 8
Ok so where u adopted or did he tell u he was a drag queen and is now ur mom?
okiidokii_fml 6
Posabilites: He could be disowned His dad could've got a sex change He was adopted
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Did you find out you were adopted? Either way sorry that happened.
upsidedownfools 5
This makes absolutely no sense.
xxooxx210 3
That sucks :/ so he's not your dad?
rebeccac3 5
Oh my gosh I am so sorry. U should probably talk to a counselor.