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By Anonymous - 16/07/2012 00:12 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 14:00 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad walked in to talk. He said I'm not the son he'd hoped for, and that he'd been let down as a father. He said I should change the way I am so that he could love me more. It was the longest conversation I've had with my dad in years. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Twinsburg

Today, I was pulled aside by my father's new wife and told, "You're not your dad's favorite anymore and you need to stop acting like it." FML

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By Still Waiting - 16/08/2016 18:54 - United States - Wenatchee

Today, I had an appointment. After 2 hours of waiting in the sun, my mom finally picked me up and lectured me on how irresponsible my dad was for not communicating with her. Not 5 minutes after I got home, my dad showed up and gave me the same exact lecture about my mom. FML

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By rejectedson - 15/10/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 00:00 - United States - Camden Wyoming

Today, I learned that now that my mom is dead, and my dad doesn't need my emotional support during her illness anymore, he's going to go back to insulting me every time he talks to me. FML

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Are you kidding me?

By The nice guy finishing Last - 27/03/2017 12:00

Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:14 - United States - Bronx

Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML

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By idonteven - 12/08/2013 20:04 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML

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By TrashlifeKaylala - 10/07/2019 00:01

Today, my father once again sat me and my boyfriend of a year down to have another "talk." These "talks" are always something negative against our relationship, and how it’s not up to his standards. We’ve explained numerous times why he’s wrong. My father is about to make me single. FML

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By bestgirlfriend - 03/09/2015 23:31 - United Kingdom - Stockton-on-tees

Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML

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jkmartinjk 16

Monday 16 July 2012 9:00

I believe we're missing a crucial piece of information here.

CareFace 16

Monday 16 July 2012 9:09

The milkman.

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hahasooo 2

Monday 16 July 2012 18:25

this makes no sense. what do you mean?

Sanch101 7

Monday 16 July 2012 19:03

I'm presuming either you are adopted or your mother had an affair and he is biologically not your father. Neither mean he is not your dad in the most important ways.

ktlnnmllr 4

Monday 16 July 2012 19:37

The same thing happened to me.... I know it really sucks. The guy lived with me my whole live an turns out hes my step dad.. Sorry for u

Kat925 1

Monday 16 July 2012 19:49

So basically he told you that he was not your real dad?? Or what was it??

MadMax8706 8

Monday 16 July 2012 19:57

Ok so where u adopted or did he tell u he was a drag queen and is now ur mom?

okiidokii_fml 6

Monday 16 July 2012 20:05

Posabilites: He could be disowned His dad could've got a sex change He was adopted

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Monday 16 July 2012 20:32

Did you find out you were adopted? Either way sorry that happened.

upsidedownfools 5

Monday 16 July 2012 21:01

This makes absolutely no sense.

xxooxx210 3

Monday 16 July 2012 21:48

That sucks :/ so he's not your dad?

rebeccac3 5

Monday 16 July 2012 23:15

Oh my gosh I am so sorry. U should probably talk to a counselor.

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