Money: Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing...

By Anonymous - 11/11/2012 03:10 - Canada

Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, and went out in the freezing weather to do the job. I finished the task, only to be paid in Monopoly money. My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was. FML

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By :/ - 03/12/2012 01:57 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2013 20:51 - United States - Lake Stevens

Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

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By KayDayParade - 28/08/2011 00:38 - United States

Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

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By hiker - 29/03/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home. When I asked for my money, he said "I was kidding." FML

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By broke_broken - 11/10/2013 22:53 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, after paying back the money my grandma lent me to fix my car, I stepped outside, only to see my car leaking antifreeze all over the driveway. I had to ask for the money back to fix it again. FML

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By Dmessmer1 - 05/06/2016 08:37 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I gave my dad $40 and asked him if he can get me lunch on his way back home. Long story short he came back empty handed telling me it was my fault for trusting him with McNuggets. FML

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By boardwalk the fuck out of my resturaunt - 17/06/2019 00:01 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I received a tip in Monopoly money. FML

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By needofmoney - 18/02/2011 02:16 - United States

Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 18:19 - United States

Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML

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Idaho4177 4

Sunday 11 November 2012 9:40

Troll dad! Next time, make sure he pays you before hand. Plus, you should have figured there was a catch when he offered you 40 bucks just to wash his car.

Naomimi_fml 6

Sunday 11 November 2012 9:39

I like your dad.

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iGiveNoDamn 14

Monday 12 November 2012 13:51

Haha cool Dad, will be cooler if he does buy you d video game tho.

DavidSSabb 1

Monday 12 November 2012 14:09

Are you actually spoiled enough to think you would get $40 just for washing the car? Then you needed a lesson.

scr_sensei 14

Monday 12 November 2012 17:25

OP probably didn't expect that until his dad OFFERED to pay him $40 to do it. Its not like he was bugging his dad for $40, or offered to wash the car for payment. OP's dad is a dick.

SlenderMann 10

Monday 12 November 2012 14:31

Should have taken the car and driven through the mud.

Christala 8

Monday 12 November 2012 15:17

offer to do it again soon, when the temp drops again. set the hose for a fine mist spray and coat the car in multiple layers. the fine mist will freeze quickly, allowing you to build up a thick layer of ice all over the car. somewhere during this process, take the $40 in monopoly money and flatten it out on the ice caking the windshield, and then layer on some more ice. If you're patient, you should be able to build up a good inch of ice over every surface.

Saikon1357 25

Monday 12 November 2012 15:32

Throw dirt of his car and give him back the monopoly money.

unixdude 9

Monday 12 November 2012 16:17

File a mechanics lien at the courthouse.

bree_4life 4

Monday 12 November 2012 19:51

When ur dad is sleeping grab his car keys and get the trash in the trash can and put it all over in his car and get a bucket of mud and and put it all over his car and to top it off spray paint his car saying "you paid me monopoly money I'll pay u back by trashing your car from (your name) with love" see how funny it is now when his car is trashed! >:)