Health: Today, my dad made the local news. The business he owns is so... - FML

By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 01:39 - United States - Demopolis

Today, my dad made the local news. The business he owns is so run down and overgrown that it's officially a public health hazard. FML

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Same thing different taste

Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 16/06/2021 02:01

Today, I found out why the only business in town that operates in my chosen industry won’t hire me. Several months ago, my father antagonised the owner, bringing up my name in the process. I haven’t spoken to the man in five years. FML

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Move, bitch! Get out the way!

By FlatFoot - 05/10/2017 07:00 - United States - New York

Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML

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Thanks for your support

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 04:00

Today, I visited my dad's grave to give it a clean, since moss and shit were starting to grow on the gravestone. Apparently this counts as vandalism, according to the groundskeeper, because soap and water can damage the stone and make it crumble faster. Yes, the city cops sent me a fine. FML

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One law for thee, another for me

By thanks a lot asshole - 26/09/2020 17:02 - United States

Today, I went to visit my father. His new wife has hoarded out our childhood home nearly to the point of it being unliveable. That’s pretty funny, considering my dad used to literally beat us if our rooms weren’t clean or we left dishes in the sink. FML

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Communication breakdown

By Austin - 12/02/2011 07:50 - United States

Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 16:15 - United States

Today, my boss fired me from my job at a local family-owned business. Thanks, mom. FML

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By Anna - 06/01/2012 11:25 - United States

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 20:50 - United States

Today, wanting to do something nice for my dad, I mowed the lawn. He grounded me for "emasculating" him. FML

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By FirehouseShowersAreGross - 05/07/2019 00:00

Today, I’m showering at a local firehouse. Why? Because our shower is broken and my dad refuses to fix it, or get someone to fix it for us. It’s been a year and a half since I've showered in my own home. FML

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By Weldingtags - 28/10/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, my dad asked if I'd help him clean the gutters. I was given the responsibility of holding the ladder while he went on the roof. All I heard was laughter before a year's worth of rotting vegetation landed on top of my head. FML

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Karenezzy 20

Friday 27 June 2014 8:54

Give him a hand on cleaning, instead of going online and writing about it. Help him out!

zandalee 19

Friday 27 June 2014 8:54

F your father's life! That really sucks for him in these tough times!!

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OlePal 8

Friday 27 June 2014 20:14

What type of business continues to stay "in business" after being neglected like that?

OlePal 8

Friday 27 June 2014 20:45

If he's neglecting you the same way he is neglecting his business, then FYL two times.

goodylife101 2

Friday 27 June 2014 22:00

No such thing as bad press

Jghaugland 6

Saturday 28 June 2014 0:07

I never understand why people post FMLs in which nothing happens to them. I just can't rate them, because I have no idea if they're life sucks or if they deserved it. Fmylife team, change the rating to "That's Unfortunate."

codblueangel 4

Saturday 28 June 2014 2:07

F! Is that your father? Damn.

Dopeshit_fml 4

Saturday 28 June 2014 6:39

and now you made it easier to reach the glob lol

dinocyn 8

Tuesday 1 July 2014 3:19

I agree with most of the other comments. Give him a hand :). Local businesses are great! Hope everything works out well.

jazmin3012 28

Thursday 3 July 2014 0:08

well hopefully things look up op :-

ceelos97 16

Friday 4 July 2014 5:37

What kind of business does he run?

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