Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML
Today, I was informed, after being broken up with, that my girlfriend's father only set her up with me so that she would have more motivation to shower on a regular basis. He actually yelled at me for being broken up with. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
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Top comments
alphafish17 16
If your own father thinks you're a bad influence it might be time to rethink some of your choices
lex1459 38
What on earth did you do that made your dad think your boyfriend needed better?
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Comments (39)
keiNan_fml 35
this FML needs follow up.
ukeandfoodislife 19
Tell him the apple doesn't fall far from the tree(:
bonermonkey 31
my boyfriends dad thinks I'm a bad influence...he has no idea :')
brownapple 22
^what
igg125 30
Good for him, I'm sure your boyfriend deserves better.
Bryce8 11
I mean, if someone is not allowed to do something, they tend to want to do it even more, gives them a thrill. So what your dad did was pointless lol, you will still date him regardless of him knowing.
gracehi 33
Were ye holding hands in public? Did ye show him thine ankle? Ye did, didn't ye? Ye filthy harlot! Get ye back to the brothel from whence ye came! How dare ye leadeth a young man astray with thine filthy harlotry?
SolarLunix 21
You are amazing lol
crandel 11
Your dad sounds like a good bloke, looking out for your boyfriend like that. You, on the other hand, should take a long hard look at yourself...
sarah2144 14
Well, are you?
ChaiseT 16
Chances are, you're probably not that good of a person as you think.
Ihavegas 22
bad girls are more fun