Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML
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Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad came to drive me home. On the way back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML
Today, I was going out with my boyfriend after recently coming out. On my way out the door, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Suck that dick like a champ tonight, son." FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML
Today, my father came to my sister's place and yelled at her, "I knew it, you're such a whore!" because she slept with her new boyfriend. He's her first boyfriend in five years, since my father scared her previous boyfriend because of my father's possessive behavior. My sister is 34. FML
Today, my father seems to be having an affair. A used condom was carelessly left on his nightstand and my mother found it. She refuses to believe that my boyfriend and I are not responsible. As punishment I am "no longer allowed to see him." We're both 22 and live together in our own apartment. FML
Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
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marcranger 29
Your dad is aware of what century it is, right?
LizetteBerenice 22
Ugh, double standards :/
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Comments (145)
mmazzaa 16
That's ****** up
vikky538 29
your dad still living in 1900 ..tell him to grow up...
kpetrovski 24
You're father called you a who're while you're in a committed relationship? And then patted your brother on the back, encouraging sex. The **** is this shit... Really. The same thing used to happen to me when I was younger. Shaming someone in a loving relationship. I didn't understand it then, and now that I understand it, it honestly fills me with rage.
RMP15 8
I see this happen all the time. Dads are more okay with their sons being sexually active a hell of a lot more than they are with their little girls being sexually active. I find that logic stupid because they're both your children either way, treat them equally. But that was sooooo not cool of him to call you a *****, sorry OP :(
AlexanderDavidd 13
Double standards are a wonderful thing, arent they??
rvontr88 21
Oh double standards....
Ipsum629 13
your not a *****. if you have a long term boyfriend and you kiss and got don't cheat, that is the definition of not a *****.
Algorithm 24
Cheaters aren't "******", that's a sexist term people only seem to use against women. They're just giant ******* assholes who deserve to be dumped like the garbage they are.
angryo5trich 13
He just wants to protect his little girl it's different for dads with sons than with daughters
limabeans101029 21
And protecting his little girl means calling her a *****? That isn't being protective, it's being a bad parent.
amanda182 19
I hate double standards ): happens to me with my brothers all the time
frisky7dingo 2
Take a joke you moron.
weveallbeenthere 30
there really needs to be a sarcasm font. I'm beginning to think most of the people on here now suck. the comments used to be funnier and less serious, this isn't dear ******* Abby