Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad came to drive me home. On the way back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML
Today, I was going out with my boyfriend after recently coming out. On my way out the door, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Suck that dick like a champ tonight, son." FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML
Today, my father came to my sister's place and yelled at her, "I knew it, you're such a whore!" because she slept with her new boyfriend. He's her first boyfriend in five years, since my father scared her previous boyfriend because of my father's possessive behavior. My sister is 34. FML
Today, my father seems to be having an affair. A used condom was carelessly left on his nightstand and my mother found it. She refuses to believe that my boyfriend and I are not responsible. As punishment I am "no longer allowed to see him." We're both 22 and live together in our own apartment. FML
Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
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marcranger 29
Your dad is aware of what century it is, right?
LizetteBerenice 22
Ugh, double standards :/
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Comments (145)
that_one_girl24 5
You dont need to let it bother you. Ok? Because one day when ur brother forgets to use the condom and hes gotta baby on the way your dad will realize what he did in the first place by giving him them! keep your head up ok! and kiss your boyfriend whenever and however! you are not a ***** by the way!!
i_needa_username 17
He sounds fing sexist.
tygerarmy 35
If I have kids, regardless of gender I'd give them encouragement and condoms. Sex is awesome, not shameful. I'd rather my kid do it safely than get pregnant or get someone pregnant.
malachite1357 11
It's pretty sad how this kind of thing still happens within families, too. Sorry OP.
Homer1975 14
sometimes the feeling of kiss was wonderful than sex
brieannamadelynn 8
Dads do that. My dad told me the other day that I was different from my brother because I'm a girl and said I have to wait till marriage to have sex... I really don't understand fathers.
jagott90 4
Your dad is a sexist pig. Not every father is a sexist pig. You just won the father lottery. Also, you should ask your dad what he's going to do if your brother goes out and impregnates a girl or better yet multiple girls. Has he even thought about that?
countryb_cth 38
Also if girls are different and have to wait till marriage to have sex then, unless they are gay, who are the guys going to have sex with.
ladytigerhunts 20
Your father is definitely a sexist.
lazy_girl 12
nice to see this particular double-standard is still alive and well... *rolls eyes*
Ethan_Anonymous 28
What a ******* hypocrite
niksatter96 20
Gotta love double standards am I right?