Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML
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Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I was caught "experimenting" with my friend at his house. His parents called mine, and my dad came to drive me home. On the way back, he tried to cheer me up by saying, "Son, don't be ashamed. When I was your age, I sucked a few dicks myself." Thanks for the info, Dad. FML
Today, I was going out with my boyfriend after recently coming out. On my way out the door, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Suck that dick like a champ tonight, son." FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML
Today, my father came to my sister's place and yelled at her, "I knew it, you're such a whore!" because she slept with her new boyfriend. He's her first boyfriend in five years, since my father scared her previous boyfriend because of my father's possessive behavior. My sister is 34. FML
Today, my father seems to be having an affair. A used condom was carelessly left on his nightstand and my mother found it. She refuses to believe that my boyfriend and I are not responsible. As punishment I am "no longer allowed to see him." We're both 22 and live together in our own apartment. FML
Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
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marcranger 29
Your dad is aware of what century it is, right?
LizetteBerenice 22
Ugh, double standards :/
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Comments (145)
Emmamazing 26
Well, it seems your dad is extremely sexist. Does he call his wife a ***** after they have sex?
sirrubberduckie 37
That seems more like something you would do during, not after. I mean, not that I personally... I'm just guessing... because Internet? I think I saw an educational video on a very special website where... nevermind. Not important. Also, no matter what the answer is, OP probably doesn't want to know it or think about it.
WattledParsley 11
TL;DR
UnidentifiedFun 37
To #32: That creeped me out to previously unfathomable lengths
sirrubberduckie 37
#73, since everyone already apparently hates me, I'll point out that a fathom is a measure of depth, not length. Did you think the comment was downvoted so much it got buried because it was just too awesome for everyone to handle? Is that why you read it? I'll see myself out before this comment gets downvoted more than the first one.
yerawizardlizzy 27
91, There is more than one definition of fathom. Stop trying to be smarter than everyone else.
Algorithm 24
32, there was absolutely nothing awesome about that comment. Not a single thing.
rocker_chick23 27
Double standards are disgusting
Marielle_T 10
Just the fact that he called you a ***** is horrible! Parents need to understand that respect goes both ways...
Angelkisses130 26
It's because you're his daughter and that's his son. Fathers will always be protective of their little girl, even of it IS a double standard.
lolhailsatan 23
That doesn't make it ok. I mean the dude called his own daughter a *****
sirrubberduckie 37
I'm never going to call my daughter a *****, even if she accepts money for sex. Of course, she's 6 and swimming with a duck radio while singing a song she's making up as she sings it, but still. It's called respect.
jeepers_1 21
He should treat them the same regardless of gender or sexual orientation.
sunnyray812 42
He is NOT being protective. He's being a sexist bully.
zombombaby 18
My dad was like that. As I got older the more I realized he only saw me as a pair of ovaries and not as a person. I'm sorry but women are people too. Daughters are people who make mistakes, drink and have sex. Every woman is somebody's daughter. That doesn't make it an acceptable excuse to degrade them and create that divide between the sexes. The best thing I ever did was get disowned by my father for sleeping at my now fiancé's house at age 21. 5 years later and he treats my deadbeat brother like gold while I helped fund his new company and get paid shit wages despite having a business degree. Sexism is NEVER ok.
militarybrat 21
Eventually if people get told are something over and over they start to believe it. Emotionally abusing your daughter, someone you supposedly love, is NEVER ok.
minissaussette 25
I feel you so much, I've heard that kind of crap so many times --' Don't let your father treat you like this though, ask him if he'd act the same in front of your brother's one night stand's / girlfriend's father. Anyway, don't let his stupid ideas get into your head, as long as it's happening between two consenting adults, you can do whatever feels nice. Hang in there and have your father read a few feminists' articles about this subject, hopefully, he'll realize how stupid he's being and he'll leave you alone. Good luck :)
weveallbeenthere 30
with a boy, a dad only has to worry about 1 penis, with a girl, he has to worry about every penis.
sirrubberduckie 37
So you're saying dads are obsessed with the d? Not cool, dads. Not cool.
jeepers_1 21
See, if he teaches her about consent and safe sex he doesn't have to worry at all.
jagott90 4
Daughter has sex with 10 guys: parent has to worry about 1 pregnancy. Son has sex with 10 girls: parent has to worry about 10 pregnancies.
weveallbeenthere 30
that's why he gave the son condoms
ronzi 15
Chauvinistic attitude! Feel bad for you OP!
amileah13 26
God, you'd think he'd be like all protective of you because you're his daughter. Men!
ooooohboy 15
I think lots of dads do that unfortunately :/
joana_g_06 19
Well lots of dads do have double standards when it comes to sex, but i dont think they would call their daughter a *****
wallmaria 15
sexism needs to end