Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at pictures from the beach. She goes, "That is a REALLY ugly picture of Michelle" (my cousin). The picture was of me. FML
Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML
Today, I was looking at my friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently posted a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman, I realize it's my mom in a wig. FML
Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
Today, my dad was doing FaceTime with a friend. He turned his iPhone towards my sister and said, "There's my daughter…" He then turned it to me and said "…and there's my ugly son", then walked away. I'm still not sure if it's a joke or not. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
FYLDeep 26
Why was it so ugly? Was she making the duck face?
aznkimmy77 0
Burn! xD
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (70)
TheTigerRoars 0
Well, it sucks that you can't say you don't look like your parents anymore. You'll live though, it's called karma as a future reference. :) Comes back to bite you in the butt. -Fluffy McTiger
paid2think 0
Owners by yur mom! :p
dreamering 16
You’re ugly like your mom. What’s wrong with that? Your dad should have ****** Angelina Jolie so you should have visited FML but Bravo or MTV
oi_oi_love 0
oh dear...
MacNuggets 0
well as least you know shes really your mum :)
chuy92 0
I wonder who was laughing at the end of that one xD
mrahhhhh 21
Guess now you're ugly, but you can blame it on your mom's genetics. U-G-L-Y but now you got an alibi! You ugly! You ugly!
SirWhatsHisFace 0
It would be more of an FML if it ended with "I'm a guy".
JocelynKaulitz 28
it probably was you.
failblorg 0
I guess you could say your mother dropped you on the ugly tree and you hit every branch on the way down AHAHAHAHAHAHA
LeoFML 1
AHAHAHAHA, that was stupid.
JillianlikesVogu 0
YDI foe being ugly. Shame on you.
LeoFML 1
for*
katelynjoy 0
^ annoying much?