Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty things together on my camera. My mom later asked me if she could borrow the camera for the weekend. Without thinking, I gave her the camera. FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, my wife gave me back my camera which she took on vacation to visit her parents with our 2-year old. I noticed the picture sequence had big gaps in the numbering. I ran an undelete on the card, and found 80+ pictures of her naked with another guy in her mom's bedroom. FML
Today, my mom got out a camcorder she's had a while, saying that there were tapes of me from when I was a child. The first tape I put in was a porno starring her and her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a video of herself masturbating so I could watch it on my business trip. As I was watching it, I realised someone was filming her, because the camera was moving and definitely not on a tripod. I know I never recorded a video of her. FML
Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML
Today, I found a video camera behind a plant in my bedroom. My husband uses it to video tape himself having sex, with another woman. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
Too bad she's not your boss, you could've definitely used that to your advantage.
jessicarenee88 0
perhaps she left it on purpose. something like that does not seem like it could be accidental...
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Comments (125)
BuckThruster 0
I'd sell it to a **** site, then email the link to her.
stormgreyeagle 4
put it on Pornwall
clashatdemonhead 3
she wants you (:
MissRachieee 3
OP is a girl. Unless the coworker is a ****/bisexual, then it was probaby an accident.
TheJapaneseSushi 18
**** sites pay good money.
barb_pointe 0
Can someone PLEASE explain to me WHY on earth somebody would video tape themselves masturbating in the first place?!
Decodedman 1
51, you are asking, in essence, why **** exists. And the answer is, because SOMEBODY wants to see it.
barb_pointe 0
I'm not asking why it exists. I know why it exists. What I am asking is why this form of it? Do you not think that masturbation is something that should be kept private? There are many forms of **** and I just don't see why 'pleasuring yourself' has to be one of them.
nikki9tails 3
people are freaky I don't see how watching someone masturbating is so unbelievable to you.
riley322 0
^ Agreed. There are things much more disturbing than someone petting the kitty. It could have been something involving latex, safety words, and a hot water bottle. That would have really been FML-worthy.
iAccidentally 8
I smell good blackmail.
alexus_123 0
And you just sat there and watched it all? Because if you did then, that would make you just as gross.
xMexicanXJesusx 0
She left it on purpose! ;)