Love: Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and...

By Anonymous - 23/07/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 29/08/2021 23:01

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2012 22:50 - Mexico - Villahermosa

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Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

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By Just_do_it_17 - 09/05/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML

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lovelikewoe 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 2:27

well, it's obviously your fault because you constantly lied.

cheesenuggrt 5

Sunday 24 July 2011 2:27

YDI for lying. Also I'm a cocksucker.

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ADub55 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 3:55

*cough*douchebag*cough*

Mipz 2

Sunday 24 July 2011 3:58

i hope all those girls knew you were lying and are now just messing with you. Ydi, dude.

futbol4eva 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 4:12

what else did you expect to happen?

loadingswagg__ 3

Sunday 24 July 2011 4:13

haha :) ! sucks

smashgrab 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 4:15

When I read this, it made me sad that FML only allows you to click YDI once. Congratulations, you will be a virgin forever because you have diarrhea of the mouth.

drusilla44 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 4:18

serves you right! ydi!

beachchick22 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 4:18

thats why ya dont talk you go out and do it! ur fault

fmlluver1415 6

Sunday 24 July 2011 4:31

thats what you get for Lieing Dumbass

Sweej 1

Sunday 24 July 2011 4:40

Liar liar pants on fire... hanging from the virgin wire!

sunlovinmama 1

Sunday 24 July 2011 4:41

even if you manage to ever get a girl, you should know girls dont like guys who kiss and tell and lie and brag to make themselves look good. you seem like you may be the kind of guy to do that. much better to enjoy the goods quietly instead of go around cluckin like a rooster. have some respect for a woman's value